Quit or Papa Spank!

I wouldn't be surprised, I've seen an early The Saint episode where Simon Templar, (Roger Moore) spanks a young lady for arguing with him.

Here it is, although it seems to have been co-opted by a bunch of perves.

Factually speaking.... she did hit him first.

And before we waste time with you arguing that I am a "perve"... let's just state that I am am proudly a perve. I have no problem defending perversion; a word that has traditionally included homosexuality, cross-dressing and a number of other activities that many of us think is perfectly fine between consenting adults.

I am pretty sure that everyone who posts on a thread such as this has some proclivity to perversion. Some of us own up to it.

I'd rather spend the festive season pretending you don't exist.

And yet you still take the time to respond to my posts. How sweet.

Merry Christmas.