ACK! Can't Leave My House!

Make a giant walking cardboard fort with a door that you can take from your front door to the car.

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I've seen Canada Geese attack dogs - and hurt them.

Hate 'em in an urban environment. Hate 'em.
They're good for dinner though.
As long as there are no pellets in them.

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cjhsa wrote:

In my experience geese will run from anything that barks with teeth. Even little tiny rat dogs.

So you are saying I can run at them barking and they will leave?

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You could also move to Canada. The U.S. has done such a good job restoring wetlands and creating suburban oasises that the geese no longer migrate.

Pellets? Don't need no stinkin' pellets. Here lil' goosey - come have some of this nice sweet corn Uncle Tedly made for you.... thwack!

http://www.tednugent.com/images/gold_tip.jpg

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Well, they're Canadian Geese, so if you put a Tim Horton's
sign on your neighbor's lawn, that should draw them off.

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They are sure handsome, if only they weren't so numerous.

Er, the wetlands used to be here before we infilled a lot of places.

I'm not entirely appalled by goose dinner as an idea though.

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ossobuco wrote:

Er, the wetlands used to be here before we infilled a lot of places.

Precisely. It's who corrected the problem that matters. Wink

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George wrote:

Well, they're Canadian Geese, so if you put a Tim Horton's
sign on your neighbor's lawn, that should draw them off.

Either that, or an igloo. Didn't you know we still live in them up here? Rolling Eyes

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Reyn wrote:

George wrote:
Well, they're Canadian Geese, so if you put a Tim Horton's
sign on your neighbor's lawn, that should draw them off.

Either that, or an igloo. Didn't you know we still live in them up here?

Slows the aging process, I've heard. And very good for sensitive skin.

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