Cats! The Lovecraftian Nightmare Musical or Greatest Musical Movie of All Time?

Is Cats a logical purview that box-office eschatology can literally portend?

"If Dante had seen Cats, he would have created a tenth circle of Hell." (paraphrasing) Chris Stuckmann.

I've barely stomached witnessing this one yesterday after work.

Even after fixing to some degree the terrible broken or unfinished CGI glitches, the studio did not save this terrible SUPER UGLY AND SUPER BORING film.

the sound of heads rolling on the studios floors??

Who wers the blme for presuming that there wuld be a big demand for a film version of this thing?

Mrs F and a buncha her yenta sister went up to see this years ago. I dont think e were even married a yeaar. She came back and we immediately bought a cat that we named "lefty" after her uncle.

What did you think of it Tsar? You’re a pretty seasoned film attender.

Spill

Aha! I’m guessing this post means you didn’t like it.

It's at least a clue.

I saw it in the theater in the 80's........hated it....I didn't even enjoy the music. We almost stunted our young son's music appreciation.....he forgave us....but I had to buy him a Paul Reed Smith.

Arguably

It's not the worst thing in the world (nor will likely be the worst movie from last year). It does have it's gorgeous moments which are likely can be attributed to Andrew Lloyd Webber's orchestral scoring and Jennifer Hudson's rendition of Memory. They're are miniscule moments compared to rest of the cinematic crime against cinemanity.