Self-Deprecation Contest

Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
______

Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?

CalamityJane wrote:

Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion

CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:

LionTamerX wrote:

CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:

Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:

extra medium wrote:

Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
______

Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?

I have to quote that, as you tend to erase things later.

extra medium wrote:

LionTamerX wrote:

CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:

Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:

What do you mean: real date? Were the other times were just shooting blanks?

extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!

Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)

CalamityJane wrote:

extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!

Well, are you programmed to simulate a real female? Perhaps I could practice on you even if you're not real.

You are a cheap date, I'll say that, you cyber-thang.

You take hours and days and weeks to work with though. Much too long for my short attention span...
it stretches me to actually try to be the same person I was a few weeks ago...I have to try to remember what stories I told you and all that...I'm really used to dating women who are only here for a week, two weeks is a LTR.

Can we speed this computer thing up somehow?

extra medium wrote:

Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)

Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.

extra medium wrote:

Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)

Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.

extra medium wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:

extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!

Well, are you programmed to simulate a real female? Perhaps I could practice on you even if you're not real.

You are a cheap date, I'll say that, you cyber-thang.

You take hours and days and weeks to work with though. Much too long for my short attention span...
it stretches me to actually try to be the same person I was a few weeks ago...I have to try to remember what stories I told you and all that...I'm really used to dating women who are only here for a week, two weeks is a LTR.

Can we speed this computer thing up somehow?

No, no, I'm only programmed to animate. On the other hand, I have
a computer transcript of all your stories and what has been said so
far by you.

LionTamerX wrote:

extra medium wrote:

Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)

Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.

LOL.

Hey, how come this has turned into "Give EM a bad time Thread?"

Will you creeps self-deprecate some more?

What kinds of lies do you tell, CJ? Any really intimate lies or other easily shareable stuff like that?

Did you ever lie to a girl, LTX? Do you advise it?

I'm not worthy to participate in this thread. Bye.

Hahaha, this thread cracks me up. They actually
should move it to the humor section.