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Self-Deprecation Contest

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:11 pm
extra medium wrote:

Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
______

Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?


I have to quote that, as you tend to erase things later. Laughing
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:12 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down Wink <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion Laughing


CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:


Yeah, I figure I test my lines out on CJ, and LionTamerX sort of observes and critiques my delivery and technique for flaws, thus I improve.

Kind of like gymnastics training or something.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:14 pm
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:


Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:


What do you mean: real date? Were the other times just shooting blanks? Shocked
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:14 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:

Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
______

Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?


I have to quote that, as you tend to erase things later. Laughing


Damn, you are mean. I'm not interested in you anymore now.
___

How you like me now? Laughing
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:15 pm
Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:17 pm
extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:18 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:


Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:


What do you mean: real date? Were the other times were just shooting blanks? Shocked


I don't know enough about your past to say that.

Can you tell us a tale of intense personal humiliation that is related to your dating life? :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:21 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!


Well, are you programmed to simulate a real female? Perhaps I could practice on you even if you're not real.

You are a cheap date, I'll say that, you cyber-thang.

You take hours and days and weeks to work with though. Much too long for my short attention span...
it stretches me to actually try to be the same person I was a few weeks ago...I have to try to remember what stories I told you and all that...I'm really used to dating women who are only here for a week, two weeks is a LTR.

Can we speed this computer thing up somehow?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:21 pm
extra medium wrote:
Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)


Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:28 pm
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!


Well, are you programmed to simulate a real female? Perhaps I could practice on you even if you're not real.

You are a cheap date, I'll say that, you cyber-thang.

You take hours and days and weeks to work with though. Much too long for my short attention span...
it stretches me to actually try to be the same person I was a few weeks ago...I have to try to remember what stories I told you and all that...I'm really used to dating women who are only here for a week, two weeks is a LTR.

Can we speed this computer thing up somehow?


No, no, I'm only programmed to animate. On the other hand, I have
a computer transcript of all your stories and what has been said so
far by you.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:29 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)


Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.


That will wreak havoc with his insecurities again.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:30 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)


Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.


LOL.

Hey, how come this has turned into "Give EM a bad time Thread?"

Will you creeps self-deprecate some more?

What kinds of lies do you tell, CJ? Any really intimate lies or other easily shareable stuff like that?

Did you ever lie to a girl, LTX? Do you advise it?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:34 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
extra, didn't you know that I am just a computer generated
decoy? I don't exist in reality!


Well, are you programmed to simulate a real female? Perhaps I could practice on you even if you're not real.

You are a cheap date, I'll say that, you cyber-thang.

You take hours and days and weeks to work with though. Much too long for my short attention span...
it stretches me to actually try to be the same person I was a few weeks ago...I have to try to remember what stories I told you and all that...I'm really used to dating women who are only here for a week, two weeks is a LTR.

Can we speed this computer thing up somehow?


No, no, I'm only programmed to animate. On the other hand, I have
a computer transcript of all your stories and what has been said so
far by you.


Just don't give that to anyone in the real world, okay. I knew I should have just kept my posts limited to stuff like "does time exist" or something.

Well, don't worry, we've got a lot of info on you too. I do note you're careful though.

You are for the most part G rated on here. I know what that means in Reality.

Lets put it this way: The wild talking tattooed women I've been with? When it came down to it, they were pretty tame.

The G rated quiet ones, well...(see I'm not even going to finish the sentence, cause I'm nice like that)
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:34 pm
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Look CJ,

Either date me and do everything I want and be at my beck and call, or I'd rather not talk too much...

(Hows that for being the stud, LTX?)


Son,
Come talk to me in my office tomorrow morning.
You got some work to do.


LOL.

Hey, how come this has turned into "Give EM a bad time Thread?"

Will you creeps self-deprecate some more?

What kinds of lies do you tell, CJ? Any really intimate lies or other easily shareable stuff like that?

Did you ever lie to a girl, LTX? Do you advise it?


I have lied to women.

Do not lie to women.

They have memory banks far superior to ours.

(Repeat as necessary)
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:36 pm
Yeah. Saying whatever is convenient at the moment seems like a good policy. At the moment.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:37 pm
I'm not worthy to participate in this thread. Bye.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:39 pm
Hahaha, this thread cracks me up. Laughing They actually
should move it to the humor section.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:46 pm
JLNobody wrote:
I'm not worthy to participate in this thread. Bye.


LOL. If you leave, we'd call you a quitter, so that would be a way of putting self down.

I think you have a lot of bad stuff to share about yourself, but perhaps you don't know it! The thing I'm concerned about with you is: it appears you don't always make nice black & white judgements between what is "good" or "bad," its like its All, well you know.
:wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:48 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Hahaha, this thread cracks me up. Laughing They actually
should move it to the humor section.


Well whats funny is somehow it turned into everyone just tricking me into sayin bad stuff about myself. I'm done with that now. What do I look like, Woody Allen? (don't answer). I'm done for now.

Someone else better self-deprecate, pronto.

Everyone does know the meaning of the phrase, right? Twisted Evil
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 11:04 pm
<silence, crickets heard chirping>

Well perhaps you'd all be willing to speak up more on a "The Best Things About Me" thread. Yeah you'd be all over that one! Razz

Well, give it some thought.

Have a great evening everyone. Seriously, it was great to see some of my favorite characters here tonight.

Take care...and remember: Self-deprecation is Fun!
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