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Self-Deprecation Contest

 
 
extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:22 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
I suffer fools a little too lightly...


I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:32 pm
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Give us something to sink our teeth into.


Like hell will I do!


You do realize that this statement of yours is strongly self-deprecating? Could it be that someone is a bit too guarded and distrustful, even around friends? Twisted Evil


Define friends? Wink


I actually think of myself as flawless Evil or Very Mad
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:35 pm
Extra Medium, don't be so hard on yourself. It's only a game.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:39 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Extra Medium, don't be so hard on yourself. It's only a game.


True. However, when I'm not hard on myself, I find myself getting into all kinds of trouble. Perhaps I need to be more medium about it.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:43 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Give us something to sink our teeth into.


Like hell will I do!


You do realize that this statement of yours is strongly self-deprecating? Could it be that someone is a bit too guarded and distrustful, even around friends? Twisted Evil


Define friends? Wink


I actually think of myself as flawless Evil or Very Mad


friend(def.)
1. a person you know well and regard with affection and trust; "he was my best friend at the university"
2. ally: an associate who provides assistance; "he's a good ally in fight"; "they were friends of the workers"
3. acquaintance: a person with whom you are acquainted; "I have trouble remembering the names of all my acquaintances"; "we are friends of the family"
4. supporter: a person who backs a politician or a team etc.; "all their supporters came out for the game"; "they are friends of the library"
5. a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

flawless?
Is that a particularly German characteristic, or more of a female thing? Twisted Evil
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:44 pm
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
I suffer fools a little too lightly...


I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...


Is there a betting pool ?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:47 pm
Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down Wink <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:48 pm
hahaha, Lion you're funny Very Happy
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:48 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
I suffer fools a little too lightly...


I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...


Is there a betting pool ?


Yes: we are betting you are one of the brave ones around here, who will actually not avoid the friggin question, and tell us some really bad crap about yourself.

C'mon. Did you ever steal candy as a kid, or snap at co-workers or brazenly neglect to recycle your aluminum or something?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:50 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
hahaha, Lion you're funny Very Happy


Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you. Evil or Very Mad
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:53 pm
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:58 pm
Just joking, knock yourself out!

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C'mon CJ--you've got no bad scoop on yourself? borrrrrringgggg


Something else bad about myself: If there's a movie I really like, sometimes I'll make a copy of it on the vcr or tivo or whatever, and watch it.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 09:59 pm
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
hahaha, Lion you're funny Very Happy


Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you. Evil or Very Mad


I do not claim to be an expert, merely a fellow traveller.

Are you looking for self deprication stories, or stories of intense personal humiliation ?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:01 pm
Sometimes I have a whole list of errands to do on a Saturday morning or something, and I'll drive by an unbelievably perfect gorgeous Hawaiian beach...

And I'll say to myself "you can spend 1.5 hours there, you've worked hard this week." And so I'll stop. And I'll end up staying until night, because everything is so perfect, and forget all about that list.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:01 pm
extra medium wrote:

C'mon CJ--you've got no bad scoop on yourself? borrrrrringgggg


Of course I do! I love to tell little white lies. Wink
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:02 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down Wink <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion Laughing


CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:03 pm
Don't get your hopes up too high Wink
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:05 pm
extra medium wrote:
Sometimes I have a whole list of errands to do on a Saturday morning or something, and I'll drive by an unbelievably perfect gorgeous Hawaiian beach...

And I'll say to myself "you can spend 1.5 hours there, you've worked hard this week." And so I'll stop. And I'll end up staying until night, because everything is so perfect, and forget all about that list.


Yeah , but you spend the whole day trying to pick up babes on a beach in Hawaii.

Who wouldn't ?

Even jesus would .
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:07 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
hahaha, Lion you're funny Very Happy


Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you. Evil or Very Mad


I do not claim to be an expert, merely a fellow traveller.

Are you looking for self deprication stories, or stories of intense personal humiliation ?


Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
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Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2005 10:10 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down Wink <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion Laughing


CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:


Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:
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