Self-Deprecation Contest

LionTamerX wrote:

I suffer fools a little too lightly...

I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...

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extra medium wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Give us something to sink our teeth into.

Like hell will I do!

You do realize that this statement of yours is strongly self-deprecating? Could it be that someone is a bit too guarded and distrustful, even around friends?

Define friends? Wink

I actually think of myself as flawless Evil or Very Mad

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Extra Medium, don't be so hard on yourself. It's only a game.

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JLNobody wrote:

Extra Medium, don't be so hard on yourself. It's only a game.

True. However, when I'm not hard on myself, I find myself getting into all kinds of trouble. Perhaps I need to be more medium about it.

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CalamityJane wrote:

extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
extra medium wrote:
Give us something to sink our teeth into.

Like hell will I do!

You do realize that this statement of yours is strongly self-deprecating? Could it be that someone is a bit too guarded and distrustful, even around friends?

Define friends?

I actually think of myself as flawless

friend(def.)
1. a person you know well and regard with affection and trust; "he was my best friend at the university"
2. ally: an associate who provides assistance; "he's a good ally in fight"; "they were friends of the workers"
3. acquaintance: a person with whom you are acquainted; "I have trouble remembering the names of all my acquaintances"; "we are friends of the family"
4. supporter: a person who backs a politician or a team etc.; "all their supporters came out for the game"; "they are friends of the library"
5. a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

flawless?
Is that a particularly German characteristic, or more of a female thing? Twisted Evil

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extra medium wrote:

LionTamerX wrote:
I suffer fools a little too lightly...

I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...

Is there a betting pool ?

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Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down Wink

<Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion Laughing

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hahaha, Lion you're funny Very Happy

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LionTamerX wrote:

extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
I suffer fools a little too lightly...

I guess thats why you keep hanging around here longer than some predicted...

Is there a betting pool ?

Yes: we are betting you are one of the brave ones around here, who will actually not avoid the friggin question, and tell us some really bad crap about yourself.

C'mon. Did you ever steal candy as a kid, or snap at co-workers or brazenly neglect to recycle your aluminum or something?

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CalamityJane wrote:

hahaha, Lion you're funny

Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you. Evil or Very Mad

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Just joking, knock yourself out!

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C'mon CJ--you've got no bad scoop on yourself? borrrrrringgggg

Something else bad about myself: If there's a movie I really like, sometimes I'll make a copy of it on the vcr or tivo or whatever, and watch it.

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extra medium wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:
hahaha, Lion you're funny

Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you.

I do not claim to be an expert, merely a fellow traveller.

Are you looking for self deprication stories, or stories of intense personal humiliation ?

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Sometimes I have a whole list of errands to do on a Saturday morning or something, and I'll drive by an unbelievably perfect gorgeous Hawaiian beach...

And I'll say to myself "you can spend 1.5 hours there, you've worked hard this week." And so I'll stop. And I'll end up staying until night, because everything is so perfect, and forget all about that list.

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extra medium wrote:

C'mon CJ--you've got no bad scoop on yourself? borrrrrringgggg

Of course I do! I love to tell little white lies. Wink

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CalamityJane wrote:

Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion

CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:

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Don't get your hopes up too high Wink

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extra medium wrote:

Sometimes I have a whole list of errands to do on a Saturday morning or something, and I'll drive by an unbelievably perfect gorgeous Hawaiian beach...

And I'll say to myself "you can spend 1.5 hours there, you've worked hard this week." And so I'll stop. And I'll end up staying until night, because everything is so perfect, and forget all about that list.

Yeah , but you spend the whole day trying to pick up babes on a beach in Hawaii.

Who wouldn't ?

Even jesus would .

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LionTamerX wrote:

extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
hahaha, Lion you're funny

Thank you--yes he is wonderful. He is an expert on women.
Strangely, he's married, so do not talk to him. Thank you.

I do not claim to be an expert, merely a fellow traveller.

Are you looking for self deprication stories, or stories of intense personal humiliation ?

Damn, intense personal humiliation sounds even better!

You should start threads man, you got the sh*t!

I don't know if anyone would answer that one though. Lets see who's brave around here. Let me see if I can think of one. Okay:
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Well I was stuck on a Los Angeles freeway, having just drank an extra large soda. Then stuck in a traffic jam, for hours. You know what happens next. I had to urinate. But of course there you are in traffic. Not moving. And you're in pain. And its still not moving. All I have with me is that big big cup. Yes, thats right. So I grab a towel from the backseat for coverage. And do the deed. Pretty smart, I thought. Only thing is, some of it spilled. I had to go into my building (I was living in a condo at the time), covering myself, but the coverage was only partial, and of course people could see. And of course thats the one time when like all 14 of the people I happened to know in the condo were all at the elevators, which NEVER happens. That was truly humiliating.

Okay, next?

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LionTamerX wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:
Thank you extra, I'll take # 1 as definition, and no, there
I let my hair down <Rapunzel>

Nah, I wouldn't spring flawless on an entire nation,
so I guess it's a female thing, to see things out of proportion

CJ,
Don't fall into his web... He is merely trying to profit from our collective misfortunes for his own evil ends...

Hopefully not sexual in nature. :wink:

Dammit man, don't say that when she is here!

Hey CJ, are you ready to go out on a real date yet? :wink:

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