(c'mon - I win, don't I?????? Craven's is just a damned paradoxy, not a self-deprecation at all - it's a self-promotion!)
Thats pretty good, (or bad). But the judges are saying a very bad self is worse than no self. So nice try, but I'm still worse than that, in a lot of ways.
Craven's answer is still in the computer, made it do a do-end loop...doesn't quite compute...will update when possible...
In the meantime: jeez, this is the worst anyone is?
Give us something to sink our teeth into. I, for example, ingest too much caffeine and all those damn energy drinks too much.
No serial murderers or at least necrophiliacs or something out there?