My suggestion would be vietnamese takeout. Lemon grass kitten.
So one time this female chicken had sex with a male egg.
After she looked at him and said disappointingly, "And I thought the chicken came first."
Isn't that like pedophilia?
Yes, that joke was terrible.
It was a Mrs. Robinson chicken.
hm, this discussion makes me hungry! and these pretzels are making me thirsty! (nevermind, a seinfeld reference)
The graduate and seinfeld - good combo really.
