What makes the hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot?
Cowardly Lion - Wizard of Oz
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edgarblythe
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 03:52 pm
The reason I use two guns, one don't shoot far enough. - Gary Cooper, Northwest Mounted Police
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Roberta
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 04:15 pm
Nobody's perfect. Joe E. Brown to Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot.
Hey, kids. What time is it? It's Howdy Doody time.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Mae West.
When I'm good, I'm very very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better. Mae West.
Say the secret woid and the duck will fly down and give you a hundred dollars. Groucho Marx, You Bet Your Life.
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snood
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 04:15 pm
You better stop eyeballin me boy!
Only two things come from Oklahoma- that’s steers and queers!
Napalm sticks to kids!
-D.I. Foley, An Officer and a Gentleman
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
-Hannibal Lechter, The Silence of the Lambs
Greed is good.
-Gordon Gekko, Wall Street
I wish I knew how to quit you.
-Jack Twist, Brokeback Mountain
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InfraBlue
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 04:22 pm
What knockers!
Young Frankenstein
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bellasmum
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 08:04 pm
@Real Music,
"that's a negative ghost rider, the pattern is full" - Top Gun
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bellasmum
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Thu 22 Aug, 2019 08:05 pm
@Real Music,
"Master of my Domain" - Sienfeld
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oralloy
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Fri 23 Aug, 2019 12:45 am
"Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?"
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edgarblythe
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Fri 23 Aug, 2019 05:45 am
Thank god life's half over. - Al Bundy
I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness. - Al Bundy
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edgarblythe
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Fri 23 Aug, 2019 08:01 am
They drew first blood. Not me. - Rambo, First Blood
"You're a two-faced fake like the rest of them and I'm gutted it's taken me this long to work it out"
Son of Rambow.
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edgarblythe
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Fri 23 Aug, 2019 09:27 am
Born on the Fourth of July: It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm sayin' is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country!
