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Not a fan of the G-spot.

 
 
Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 05:33 pm
Made a really terrible decision today.

Got hungry. Roomate and I decided to go out to eat. I'm a little troubled by the selection of restaurants in my town, and for some reason, we decided on the worst one:

Ground Round.

Picked over Skipjacks(very good seafood), and Not Your Average Joes(pretty good place), I think we went in the mood for sammiches.

Instead, I picked the "Italian Trio," a not-so-delicious blend of chicken parm(fried chicken fingers), penne, linguine, piece of grilled chicken, and meatballs. The meatballs could have broken a tooth, and tasted worse than Mr. Boyardee's.

I've never, once, before, wanted to throw up my food, so I could go back out to eat.

And that wasn't the only kick to the balls. When I got to my car, some jackass decided to park about 8 inches away on my passenger side. Roomate couldn't even get in the car...so how did they? Thankfully, the love of my life was left unscathed(nonotmyroomatethanks), so stalking the owner down in the restaurant wasn't necessary.

That is all. Carry on, and have good time.

And may you never come upon the G-spot.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 05:46 pm
Is that a warning or a curse?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 05:49 pm
I may represent evil, but even I couldn't go as far to curse THAT upon people.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 05:51 pm
okiedokie
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 08:22 pm
Hey Slappy, sending you some gift certificates for that fine food - good in any of 19 outlets around Mass. Chew'n'spew!
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quinn1
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 09:25 pm
Unfortunately, Ive always had a very large Margarita while 'dining' there so, I dont think I was actually all that concerned about the food in the end...good to know though.....
thanks Slap, and hey, lucky your love was unscathed...thats always at least refreshing after a bad meal.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 10:03 pm
LOL!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 10:34 pm
<edit: wrong thread> Rolling Eyes
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 10:36 pm
Slappy! Check out the adds at the bottom of the page, I just saw Dr Evil.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 09:07 am
Mr. Still, where's my gift certificates, dammit? G-spot still has the beer.

Yes Quinn, it was a very shaky moment for me. Thankfully it all turned out ok.

Lil' K: I think you're tripping again. All I see is 5 small purple smurf-like-hermaphrodite-people crawling over my screen....wait, I'm tripping.
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quinn1
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 10:30 am
small purple smurf like hermaphodites?

shouldnt they be blue?

Perhaps your tripping, yes.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 10:41 am
Quinn, that's the thing.

With humans, he's straight, but with dogs, he's GAY.
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quinn1
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 01:46 pm
humm..so, how does he treat you, or should I ask?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 02:42 pm
I swear I looked down there and it said "Where can you get a remote controlled fart machine for less than 20 bucks?".

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com

Man Craven, where do you find these advertisers anyway?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 04:43 pm
At least if we have to have adds, we get fun ones.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 04:48 pm
Make 28 beers in 7-10 days...

Drink them in 7-10 hours.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 06:42 pm
That's why I make the wine ;-)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 07:13 pm
Yea, you sure are a whiner.

I meant...oh, you said "wine."

Hey, check the time...gottarun!
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 08:25 pm
Laughing
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 10:33 pm
LOL!
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