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A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 02:42 pm
Those cawwots better watch out for the vitamiser....
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 02:55 pm
just leave 'em overnight in a bucket of Castlemaine, that'll perk 'em up
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marycat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:31 pm
Hey, at least we're eating the hamsters now, instead of you!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:45 pm
you need about a 100 hampsters for a full size meal tho
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:45 pm
Hmmmmmm........'tis mighty close, though... anyways, the noble hamsters who run A2k - of whomCraven himself is now alleged to be one - ought to be entitled to a blissful retirement in Elysian fields - NOT slaughter and tenderization!

Retirement rights for A2k Hamsters!

let the call go forth through the land!

Hamsters, lay down your tools and cease your furry haunches from labour until you are guaranteed a happy retirement and A2k pension!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:55 pm
Its an encore of the Spartan Women and their demands
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 03:57 pm
I do SO hope nobody has been messing with those hamsters!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 04:07 pm
they'll be pining for their wheels and those tubular mazes they so love and enjoy
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marycat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 05:05 pm
"Pining for the fjords?!?"
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 05:12 pm
could be, but it's a long swim, but they could become boat hamsters and sing sea shantys to while away the time. Mind you hampsters only live about 2 years
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marycat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 05:32 pm
Have to be a pretty fast boat then.
QE2, maybe?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:04 pm
catamaran?
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marycat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:35 pm
I dunno, I think cats eat hamsters!
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:43 pm
marycats????????? Laughing
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:43 pm
Hmmm; maybe they are "Lemming" hamsters?

In which case we should check with "CavFancier"' maybe he has a recipe....

For "Amstere au citron"!
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marycat
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 06:57 pm
Well, pueo, marycats do eat hamster-distant-cousins (bunnies, that is!)

Hamsters are not such a stretch...


Have I mentioned that once, when I was quartering a bunch of bunnies in school for a dish, one of my instructors suggested that when I am the one in charge of ordering for a restaurant, I should order all my rabbits with their heads still on? A skinned and gutted bunny looks an awful lot like a skinned and gutted kitty...

(Uh oh, Deb and I should both hide!)
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:01 pm
so if someone orders rabbit it gets served with the head still attached? sort of like fish dishes in asian restaurants. Laughing
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:28 pm
Yeah, they just cut off the feet to make charms out of them. Wink
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:50 pm
You know, that's something I've never really understood. Rabbit's feet as good luck charms. You'd think if 1 was lucky, 4 would be extraordinarily lucky - so how do they lose their feet if they're so danged lucky?
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2003 07:56 pm
it's a charming "feat" !
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