Migod!! The world IS in a bad state!!
For those of the outlaw kind, there is only one drink for you!
GINGER WINE
Basically it is a brew of huge amounts of sugar flavoured with raw ginger, lemons and raisins. The secret is in getting some 'kick-ass' yeast to chew that sugar into submission.
For the lovely Calamity Jane - I will dedicate my next brew and drink to freedom:
Quote:'You can have my ginger wine when you wrench it from my cold, vomit-encrusted hands - and even then I'll offer to deck you in the carpark".