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AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF A2K...

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 08:16 am
Eva wrote:
'Tis NOT a revolting revolution!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!


Shocked
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 08:34 am
Eva wrote:

(Only ten minutes in the brothel, Lordy? Methinks you did not get your full shilling's worth.)


Methinks you didnt have your reading glasses on....."Twelve hours later, persued by a dozen admiring women......"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 08:46 am
You sound just like Jack Webbs Laughing
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:23 am
(Good hold, msolga)

Oh, how poetic!
Lord Ellpus's brave last stand, to defend himself throwing paper commodities, and to end up and being chasen -after twelve hours of revolutionary siege- by 12 women, very angry at his impossibility to perform in said hours.

There is no sight of Kickyscam. Rumors say he has asked for asylum in Italy. Premier Berlusconi is thinking of granting it, if he accepts to act as the official clown in the late late night TV shows.

The Revolution is about to triumph!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:27 am
CalamityJane wrote:
You sound just like Jack Webbs Laughing


Who He?

Jack Webbs what?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:28 am
See the Rats still blithering on about something then.....?*%$!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:30 am
Kicky is busy down at the bank, right now. We just want to make sure that all the funds are secure and safe <taps finger on side of nose>.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:33 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
You sound just like Jack Webbs Laughing


Who He?

Jack Webbs what?


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1312877#1312877
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:40 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
You sound just like Jack Webbs Laughing


Who He?

Jack Webbs what?


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1312877#1312877


I do a bit, dont I !! Still, one cant help being irresistible.....I would like to think the women love me for ME....and not the Castle, luxury yacht, villa on Cap Verde, squillions in Lichtenstein........

Bit of a fillie magnet really.
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 09:44 am
Læknir Scrat wrote:
Lord Ellpus's brave last stand


Brave? Pancho Villa here says he's Lord El Pussy.
Stand? Those 12 girls think not.
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:00 am
These guys are so dumb, they are trying to stick their Aston Martin into the fleeing helicopter.

>sits down and realizes it is time to think about the new order<
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:18 am
As the scrums of the scammers fill their pockets with gold -which makes it even more improbable that the helicopter will carry all that weight-, I have made a political move towards Sozobe (but not, of course, towards nimh/wimph).
Tell me, honestly, what you think about it.
As you see, I will try to fullfill my promise of a cabinet of handsome sports-loving men, beautiful witty women, wise experts and the token conservative.
Then, I'll retire into obscurity (but not oblivion!)

This is my proposal to Soz:

Læknir Scrat wrote:
The Revolution is about to triumph.

Independents like fbaezer and d'artagnan among others; other candidates like msolga, Ticomaya, Dagmaraka and Eva have contributed heavily to the uprising, you have said you join but not participated actively in the overthrow of the corrupt, yet ephimeral tyrant (right now his lackey Lord Ellpus is trying to fit an Aston Martin into the fleeing chopper), your middleman nimh (or "wimph", as I now think of him) has been wavering.

I want a Site Unity cabinet. I am ready to go back to my island (perhaps with a couple of Kicky's "interns") and just be Citizen Scrat. Your party gathered enough votes to make it very important that you become part of a collective government (headed by a troika), in which nimh is vetoed by the beauty allies. The troika would include: an independent revolutionary læknirist, a chosen member of the Love and Beauty party and you. Ticomaya will head the Revolutionary Army.

I am being bold by making this proposal, since I have not discussed it with my allies. Take it as a sign of good will.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:49 am
I have decided that I'm sick of this thread, and sick of being the prez. Who wants the job? I'll give it to the first person who posts in this thread that I deem worthy.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:50 am
The ol' quit before you're fired thing, eh?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:56 am
Are you applying for the job?

By the way, you can't "fire" the prez...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 10:58 am
Oh but we are! Laeknir and I are just crossing our t's and dotting our i's, deal's close to done.

Could be a bloodless revolution tho, you just hand over the reins and then I'll finish negotiating with Laeknir ('cause I'm all integrity-filled 'n' everything, instead of just grabbing all the power for myself... pause... yeah, integrity-filled) and hey presto.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 11:00 am
<Still waiting for someone worthy to post...>
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 11:01 am
You can't give the Presidency to no one, Kickyscam.

You enjoyed your interns and your decrees for a couple of days You have no power now.

I sincerely hope you have a nice time in Italy, and I'm sure Berlusconi will give you the job.

Now it's time for the revolutionaries to make a government.

(And Kicky, beware of Lord Ellpus: he wants the gold and the Aston Martin all for himself)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 11:02 am
bye bye Kicky
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Thu 12 May, 2005 11:03 am
http://www.gophila.com/photos/images/large/Fireworks-SkylineVert02HR.jpg
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