WAIT A MO, YOU SCOUNDRELS AND BLAGGARDS.....I'LL JUST CHANGE INTO MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME !!
Now, where did I leave my speedos?
President Kicky, there's no toilet paper in the A2K bathroom again. Will you come in and lick my butt?
(Note: This is a parody of the usual tone in the Politics forum).
...lick...lord scrotum....
You can lick my scrotum on one condition....are you female?
Lick your own scrotum. I am that one person on the Internet who knows you are really a dog.
Only because you caught me peeing on your car wheels.....oh, and I shagged your pet poodle.
Save me a spot on the tank Eva. Luckily during communism they taught us how to operate them! ...and many other useful things that will come in handy. Cross-examinations that will put Abu Ghraib to shame, house checks that will leave kickyscam &co. wishing they have never been born, and other such things.
Ready to charge!
D'artagnan wrote:Let's ride!
WAIT A MO, D'ARTY OLD BOY, WASNT HE ONE OF YOUR ARCH ENEMIES?
Paladin and I go back a long way, Milord. He's good people...
Good diverting move, cjhsa. Now Ellpus is surrounded.
Oh my! He's full of pus.
<becomes aware of diversionary tactics....reaches in pocket, turns to cjhsa and hands him this, as he seems to have run out and is trying to use his sleeve >
<and to make sure that proper hygiene etiquette is observed, I reach into the other pocket, and hand him a packet of his favourite hand washing product >
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< as he reaches out for the soap, I drop it on the floor. He bends down, thereby causing a gap to appear in the crowd. I hastily don my disguise of a Tudor nobleman, and jump over cjhsa and disappear into a nearby Brothel, where I choose to hide out for at least ten minutes. >
My Tudor Disguise...
Twelve hours later, persued by a dozen admiring women, I leave via the rear door and make a hasty retreat back to London, vowing never to venture to New York again, and promising myself to purchase some cream at the first possible opportunity, in order to stop the itch in my groinal regions.
HOORAH !
They are a fiendish lot these rebels, although I see their future monetary exploitation as somewhat of a challenge. Although they are a ferocious bunch, they have one great redeeming feature; their wallets! More capacious than an elephants scrotum and just as difficult to get one's hands on.
You can't divert us from our devotion to the revolution by these diversions, Lord Ellpus! [size=7]Even though they were rather funny![/size]
Are we still revolting?
Some one fill me in. I'm in a totally different time zone!
Power to the people!
I couldnt possibly comment as to how revolting you are, having never seen you.
But taking a wild guess, being that you are Australian, I would say that you were a bit of a beach babe, but useless at cricket like your fellow Countrymen.
I am not going to be diverted, Lord Ellpus! I meant revolting as in the revolution, as you know!
'Tis NOT a revolting revolution!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!
(Only ten minutes in the brothel, Lordy? Methinks you did not get your full shilling's worth.)
