AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF A2K...

Here is one typical "gobbledegook" answer from Appleby........

The Member of Parliament is Jim Hacker, and he is trying to find out who it was that made a procedural mistake.
The person answering his question is his senior Civil Servant, Sir Humphrey. :-

Sir Humphrey: "The identity of the official whose alleged responsibility for this hypothetical oversight has been the subject of recent discussion, is NOT shrouded in quite such impenetrable obscurity as certain previous disclosures may have led you to assume, but not to put too fine a point on it, the individual in question is, it may surprise you to learn, one whom your present interlocutor is in the habit of identifying by means of the perpendicular pronoun."

Jim Hacker: "I beg your pardon?"

Sir Humphrey: "It was…I."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Kicky!!!!!!

You remember all the good times, doncha mate?

Just us guys on a good ol' bender, taking in the sights at 80 miles an hour??

Y'know when that..... 'deer'.... sort of got hit when you were driving the car and I sort of like didn't tell the... 'California Highway and Deer Patrol' and generously buried that deer in that remote spot and didn't like mention it to anyone for the last few years... Yeah, that deer.

I'd like one of those Senate ticket thingies and a permanent fact-finding mission in the Bahamas.... Can do? Wouldn't like to get the old shovel out now would I???

Hmmmm <makes mental note...must corrupt Laeknir >

Spanky, you remind me of the series "The Prime Minister"
where kicky would be the Prime Minister and you his
right hand (I forgot the fellows name in the series). This
guy was always manipulating and working behind the
scenes on his own agenda, only to find out that in the
end his intrigues doings never succeeded.

I have decided to change a few laws.

......
2. Prostitution? Legal!
........

Down with kickyscam! i've had just about enough. pitching tent in the main square... no no, make it inman square so that it's close to the Bukowski Tavern, starting a revolution. Laeknir, hope you will join me.

CalamityJane wrote:

Spanky, you remind me of the series "The Prime Minister"
where kicky would be the Prime Minister and you his
right hand (I forgot the fellows name in the series). This
guy was always manipulating and working behind the
scenes on his own agenda, only to find out that in the
end his intrigues doings never succeeded.

Is there really anybody that would want to be Kicky's right hand. I mean, it's obviously unpleasant work, and no doubt you would have to work evenings, holidays, weekends, etc.

Ticomaya wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:

Spanky, you remind me of the series "The Prime Minister"
where kicky would be the Prime Minister and you his
right hand (I forgot the fellows name in the series). This
guy was always manipulating and working behind the
scenes on his own agenda, only to find out that in the
end his intrigues doings never succeeded.

Is there really anybody that would want to be Kicky's right hand. I mean, it's obviously unpleasant work, and no doubt you would have to work evenings, holidays, weekends, etc.

Hey, it's not that bad.....three times a week, $500 a pop, and I'm allowed to wear rubber gloves. It keeps me in Corvoisier, all for a total of six minutes work.