pragmatic wrote:kickycan wrote:I have decided to change a few laws.
1. Dogs on planes? Illegal!
2. Prostitution? Legal!
3. Marijuana? Legal, and actually, in certain cases when deemed necessary, it will be mandatory.
4. Gambling? Legal!
swearing? How about swearing? and have you thought about establishing a nudist camp? :wink:
Swearing was never illegal, as is right and proper, and as it shall continue to be. As for nudist camps...I don't care who gets naked, as long as I don't have to look at the disgusting jiggly-skinned bastards.
Oh, and here's the new pledge of allegiance...
"I pledge allegiance."
Yeah! Pretty good editing, right? Got rid of all that god crap, and it's so much easier to remember now!
Oh yeah, I'm really getting the hang of this Prez thing now...