Hey, that's on the main Marker street! Just opposite Kenvelo!
Sure it pleases me, Tulsa is all yours!
Thank you, thank you, O Leader!
<runs off to reward political cronies>
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:23 am
Eva wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
Hey, that's on the main Marker street! Just opposite Kenvelo!
Sure it pleases me, Tulsa is all yours!
Thank you, thank you, O Leader!
<runs>
You're a GODDESS for crissake!
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:24 am
i guess this pays more than goddessing.
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dlowan
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:29 am
dagmaraka wrote:
i guess this pays more than goddessing.
I just can't stand to see her grovel.
For starters, grovelling is bad naked, as Jerry Seinfeld would say.
Especially with shellgrit up your...ummm, never mind.
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:33 am
shellgrit is good. it's like a facial pealing treatment. but all over. for free!
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Eva
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:48 am
dlowan wrote:
You're a GODDESS for crissake!
You NOTICED!!!! <faints>
See, the thing with this immortalness is...it's all well and good to have Love and Beauty in one's arsenal, but sometimes ya gotta use muscle. I've got plans for this place...<looks around new domain>...and a Slovak army could be very useful. Very useful indeed.
I shall send Dagmaraka the Great a tribute of finely ground shellgrit for her hands. It's great for removing those callouses caused by cracking whips all day.
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wandeljw
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:52 am
Eva wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
Hey, that's on the main Marker street! Just opposite Kenvelo!
Sure it pleases me, Tulsa is all yours!
Thank you, thank you, O Leader!
<runs off to reward political cronies>
Before long, dagmaraka will be promising Des Moines, Iowa to Swimpy and Salmon, Idaho to CowDoc!
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:54 am
well, why not? it's called decentralization and deconcentration... so that i can concentrate on thai oil massage and facial pealing.
you can have chicago, wandel!
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Eva
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:55 am
The smart people are joining the Revolution early, wandeljw. :wink:
[size=7]Has anyone spoken up for Chicago yet?[/size]
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Eva
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:56 am
Damn.
One minute too late.
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wandeljw
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:56 am
dagmaraka wrote:
you can have chicago, wandel!
JPB is our regional president. She chose me to be recording secretary for our chapter meetings (because I have the nicest legs).
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 08:57 am
well, alaska is still free i think.
and i meant peeling, not pealing! don't really want to concentrate on facial pealing...
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wandeljw
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:02 am
Wandel Sea is in the Arctic Circle, northeast of Greenland. I have stationed my navy here.
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Eva
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:02 am
Alaska's too cold. <sniffs>
How about the Caribbean? (Yes, ALL the islands.) And Monaco too, if it pleases Your Greatness.
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:03 am
I'm easily pleased!
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Eva
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:07 am
Thank you! Thank you! We shall schedule a Grand Celebration in your honor at the Casino. Free drinks, free chips (not the potato kind)...
Um...while I'm on a roll...what would you say to Italy? <crosses fingers>
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dagmaraka
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:14 am
Talk with Osso. But I'm sure the two of you will get along fabulously. Isn't your palazzo in Italy? That would make for very fine headquarters, I think.
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dlowan
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:14 am
Eva wrote:
dlowan wrote:
You're a GODDESS for crissake!
You NOTICED!!!! <faints>
See, the thing with this immortalness is...it's all well and good to have Love and Beauty in one's arsenal, but sometimes ya gotta use muscle. I've got plans for this place...<looks>...and a Slovak army could be very useful. Very useful indeed.
I shall send Dagmaraka the Great a tribute of finely ground shellgrit for her hands. It's great for removing those callouses caused by cracking whips all day.
You used to be my hera, but now you're just another tart on a shell....
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nimh
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Fri 24 Aug, 2007 09:18 am
dagmaraka wrote:
you've nooooo idea. it's melted heaven on earth.
Not for me is it to displease the righteous ruler of the world (especially not right when she is considering sleeping with her entire Army - how very Catherine the Great!) ....
but eh...
that looks like maggots gorging on raw brains, or something of the sort.
does not!
