Læknir Scrat, Independent Candidate for President of A2K

Kicky has a villa in which he practices his pervertions.

Palaces are perfectly OK, Eva.

Dag is a powerful ally, Scrat. And a hard woman to turn down. If she has joined the Cause, then I must give this revolution of yours some serious consideration. How could I possibly be against Dag?!

I do have a couple of conditions, though.

First, you must get rid of Nimh. He is still campaigning for Sozobe, despite the fact that they lost the election. I don't believe they ever conceded, in fact. Nimh continues to slander my coalition, and I'm afraid that if it continues, there would be no peace within our ranks. A house divided, and all that...

Second, if you want nuts, I must insist on chocolate and champagne. Not very proletarian, I know, but I AM a goddess, after all. One can only stoop so low....(unless one is Kicky, of course. Has anyone else noticed how he seems to have co-opted the L&B platform since assuming office? What a fake.)

If you can accommodate these two requests, then I would be happy to join your revolution and help you run this Kickybastard clear the hell outta Dodge. In return, I would renounce all personal claims to the Presidency. I never really wanted the job. After all, L&B was a "party of the people" and we would have ruled by consensus without a figurehead. That is why it is so easy for Dag and others from our party to join you.

Chocolate and champagne for you, Eva.
Deservedly.

Nimh is a menshevik. But we are not to blame him for that.
Tico and Dag are on their posts.
The Aussies will come later (as soon as they wake up).
We'll built a nice coalition government.

Hurry.

Nice. You've got an army of about six people, without a shred of proof of wrongdoing. I wonder what the other 99% of A2K have to say about this "revolution" you have going on.

<heeheehee..."revolution"...how funny>

Oh wait, they already voted, and we already KNOW what they had to say!

It's good to be the prez.

Today, an army of six....

Tomorrow, the world!

You want me to rough anyone up? I could make an ideal bodygaurd or assistant, because I don't require payment for shady service.

Should we vote to see whether we should have the revolution? Or, perhaps we could follow the rule of law (such as it is here) and have a recall election? I've had some success in that regard.....

< belch....scratches groin showing total lack of concern , goes back to swigging Champagne with Trudy and sisters >

Don't trust him. He's in Kicky's employ.

Okay, I'm about 90% there, Scrat. Chocolate and champagne are good (in fact, I'll bring my own...I just cleaned out Ellpus's wine cellar), but I'm not getting a clear reading on the Nimh thing. Now that his candidate, Soz, has joined the revolution, he may try to join you, too. But I can't fight next to him as long as he keeps maligning me. You understand.

For me to be in his employ I would need to be paid.

Right now it's just volunteer work.

See?! He ADMITS it!

Out of here! Out, damned pink spot!

Assuming that was an allusion to McBeth, it seems that was a backhanded invitation to stay.

[size=7]Psst...SCoates, good job, get 'em on your side, and then we'll crush them from within!!!

Not that that should be too hard...[/size]

We need to destroy Kicky. Put me in charge of the rebel army, and I'll put them to... ironically good use.

Our spy services caught your deceiving plot!

Tico, weöll have a "total recall" election, but only after the Revolution triumphs.

Some blood must be shed.

Should we start giving that treacherous pink blob its comeuppance?

Works for me .... :wink:

You're a good man, kicky. Why did you write this so small?

You don't have to pay me for my contributions to the revelution. In fact... I have a feeling once this thing is over, you won't want to...

Gawd, now we know how Scoates "counted" the votes.