Læknir Scrat, Independent Candidate for President of A2K

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I've been left out of the primaries for the A2K Presidency.

This exclusion is obviously a plot coming from the traditional virtual politicians, who are not interested on serving the community, but only on power and petty fame.

They forget that true democracy comes from the people, not the sclerotic ever blabbing elites.

I shall fight against this injustice like a trout swimming up the stream. I appeal to my fellow A2Kers to vote in the poll on the top of this thread to put my name on the final ballot.

If I gather enough votes and I'm not given a spot on the ballot, I shall denounce the elections as illegitimate and call for civil resistance actions.

Vote for me, Læknir Scrat, and you'll get:

1. Freedom. A President who is often absent, so he will not interfere with your discussions, ranting, name calling, games, etc.
2. Peace. A non partisan President who only despises stupidity.
3. Spartan laconism. A President who seldom delivers long posts.
4. Experience. A President who comes from The Ice Age.
5. Ecumenism and site unity. Will fill my cabinet with beautiful witty women, handsome sports-loving men, wise sensible experts and at least a token conservative.
6. Good looks. The avatar speaks for itself.
7. A big save on costs.Læknir Scrat

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I'll vote for ya!

You would be a lovely addition to the sozobe/ farmerman/ nimh/ dlowan coalition, but if you want to stay independent, I'd still vote for ya.

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I will certainly vote to put you on the ballot, Scrat! We welcome the competition!

Dag tried to add your name to Poll #4, but A2K locked it before she could. We may have to add nominees a thread at a time, like this. Doesn't matter. One way or another, you'll get there.

Funny, but when I read that your party will be filled with "beautiful witty women, handsome sports-loving men, wise sensible experts and at least a token conservative," I thought you were talking about us at Love & Beauty. That describes us to a "T." Our platforms have quite a bit in common. We would love to have you join us. Please give it your thoughtful consideration.

And have a chocolate. On us.

http://www.chocolatceleste.com/lib/chocolat-celeste/newflavor2.jpg

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Thanks soz.
Thanks Eva, the chocolate looks like an acorn! Smile

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sozobe already nixed farmerman and nimh, so you don't
want to be the "third man" there.....

If you join the Love & Beauty team, we'll let you be
president, right Eva?

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No need for titles, CJ. We're going to rule by consensus. Scrat already has the same M.O. for running A2K as we do...Benign Neglect. We're all in agreement.

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Oh, you temptresses!

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You got my vote. We need the kind of leadership only an Icelander can provide...

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Perfect then, and everything is settled

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/liebe/wub.gif

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If I say "Go Braves!" to thank you, D'art, do I make Kickycan angry?

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Since nearly every fourth Islander plays handball here, I'll certainly vote for you, LS!!!!

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Way to go Walter.

May Florian Kehrmann bless you (if you don't mind; and don't tell MOU or he'll raise hell).

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LÃ¦knir Scrat wrote:

If I say "Go Braves!" to thank you, D'art, do I make Kickycan angry?

Not to worry. You have to take strong stands as our leader!

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Actually D'art, I wrote it in the hope of making kicky angry.

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Nothing wrong with that...

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Once again, Scrat, we're on the same page. We seem to have been making kicky angry a lot lately.

Have you checked out our platform and our supporters? We'd make a killer team!

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Scrat, I did hope as well that you are independent and not henpecked!

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LÃ¦knir Scrat wrote:

If I say "Go Braves!" to thank you, D'art, do I make Kickycan angry?

Kickys dangly-bits have officialy been turned into sour grapes.
;-)

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Please notice how the beautiful witty women and the handsome sports loving men are siding with this here squirrel.

I'm happy Smile

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Walter Hinteler wrote:

Scrat, I did hope as well that you are independent and not henpecked!

Walter! I am SHOCKED!

What did I ever do to you?! <shaking head> I thought we were friends!

Scrat is not henpecked. Neither are Dys, Gautam, Kitchenpete, Tico, BVT or any of the other men in our party. They're intelligent, independent, men...every one of them. With great senses of humor. Not to mention that they're all nice looking, too. :wink: Everyone at Love & Beauty is a unique character, and we like it that way. It's more fun. And that's what we're all about...making A2K more entertaining.

If you and/or Scrat decide to join us, it will just make this site that much better. Be yourselves. And we will, too. We'll just do it together. What do you say?

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