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Læknir Scrat, Independent Candidate for President of A2K

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 10:28 am
kickycan wrote:
And by the way, from now on, there will be NO DOGS ALLOWED ON PLANES!!!


I think, it is time to discuss our assassignation plot. Evil or Very Mad
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 10:33 am
Læknir Scrat wrote:
I've heard terrible rumors, nimh.

Some one told me you have accepted a post in Kickyscam's cabinet. I refuse to believe them.

And you are right to, of course. But it seems like devil or deep blue sea to me. Kicky obviously came by force through fraudulent elections, and therefore my principles would never allow me to accept a position as his White House Chief of Staff.

(I mean, really. I'm not gonna give up my principles for that. It'd put me in the shoes of Andrew H. Card, Jr. Who? Yeah, exactly.)

On the other hand, he's made some sound first decisions as President. Important positions being offered to Smog, Farmerman, Sozobe - all the good guys. Gay marriage, no dogs on planes. And a clear "no" to all those involved in the Sex, Lies and Bribes circus. Hey, if it'd been you instead of him in charge, I'd be in seventh heaven. Whereas now I fear that your isurrection will mostly just be used as a scheme for those Love and Beauty folks to get into power after all, now that they've been roundly and collectively trounced in the elections themselves. Dont want that to happen either.

Plus, all this talk of comrades is making me gravely uneasy. I ain't German. I dunno.
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 10:44 am
I ain't German neither.
I ain't scared of words either.
Stale words may have new meanings.

Nimh, if you don't trust Kickyscam and don't want the Beauty bunch to control the revolution, there's only one solution: join the uprising of the people.

See tommrr example: a citizen who knows that a big mess in heaven is good news (am I paraphrasing Mao?)

As for Tico, the link speaks for itself. Didn't you see he was a good guy disguised as bad guy in "Total Recall" ?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 10:58 am
kickycan wrote:
Geez, it's like you resisters don't know what the word fun means...come on, join us, you'll love it!

Need a government grant for something ridiculous? Want to start a committee to investigate the length of skirts in Sardenia? Just ask! I'm a very open-minded president.

And Laeknir, wouldn't you like to just relax for awhile? I have a bungalow on the Cayman islands that you could use for a couple weeks...


Um...doesn't this sound just like Love & Beauty, folks? Fun, relaxation, exotic locales, money flowing...all he needs is the chocolate and the champagne and it'd be our campaign all over again.

We're not buying it, Kickyscam. You've been in league with the gangsters and the hit men from the very first. You've lied about us and intimidated people right and left. And now you expect us to believe that "everything will be rosy" crap now that you've elected yourself? I don't think so!
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:05 am
Læknir Scrat wrote:
Nimh, if you don't trust Kickyscam and don't want the Beauty bunch to control the revolution, there's only one solution: join the uprising of the people.


AHEM!

In case you hadn't noticed, Scrat, we (CJ, myself, Ticomaya, Msolga, etc.) ARE "the people," and we're just as much against Kickyscam as you are! We support what you're doing...so don't badmouth us, okay? After all, we can't support a revolution that excludes us! We wanna be friends!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:18 am
See? <G>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:22 am
Eva wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Geez, it's like you resisters don't know what the word fun means...come on, join us, you'll love it!

Need a government grant for something ridiculous? Want to start a committee to investigate the length of skirts in Sardenia? Just ask! I'm a very open-minded president.

And Laeknir, wouldn't you like to just relax for awhile? I have a bungalow on the Cayman islands that you could use for a couple weeks...


Um...doesn't this sound just like Love & Beauty, folks? Fun, relaxation, exotic locales, money flowing...all he needs is the chocolate and the champagne and it'd be our campaign all over again.

We're not buying it, Kickyscam. You've been in league with the gangsters and the hit men from the very first. You've lied about us and intimidated people right and left. And now you expect us to believe that "everything will be rosy" crap now that you've elected yourself? I don't think so!


HUH! WHAT'S THAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE DJ! ME, SMOG, ELLPUS, AND THE OTHER NEW APPOINTEES ARE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY WITH THE NEW INTERNS!!! WOOHOOO, YEAH, SHAKE IT, MONICA, SHAKE IT!!! ANYWAY, EVA, MY OFFER STILL STANDS...WHAT?! NO, ELLPUS, TELL BUBBLES SHE CAN'T "USE" THE BANANAS FOR HER ACT...THOSE ARE FOR EATING!!! SO ANYWAY, EVA, COME ON OVER! WE'RE DOWN AT THE BEACHHOUSE!
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:28 am
Eva, the revolution is all-encompassing.
Everyone is invited, except the GKE plotters.

People:
See how Kicky speaks of the "interns".
Sex-slaves, that's what they are!
(Sounds like fun... typical Banana Republic dictator fun)
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:29 am
Power corrupts, that's obvious. Sign me up for the revolution, and I don't even care if it isn't televised....
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:30 am
nimh, chief of this president's "staff" may involve some unpalatable duties.....
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:30 am
Good, my favourite mouseketeer has signed up!

(We gotta start plotting)
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:35 am
Good point, Prince. Another reason why I'm holding out for a better - I mean, why I'm principledly refusing to accept a post in this tainted administration. Obviously.

Definitely better Laeknir's nuts than Kicky's rod, probably.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:42 am
nimh wrote:
... in this tainted administration. Obviously.

Definitely better Laeknir's nuts than Kicky's rod, probably.


Did you mean to say "taint"?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:43 am
Nimh: Remember ... you could always be Kicky's right hand .......
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:47 am
nimh wrote:

Definitely better Laeknir's nuts than Kicky's rod, probably.


Definitively better. Not salty either.

(Hell! What am I saying?!!! I DO want brilliant nimh on our side! )

Definitively better. Kicky's rod has already serious problems.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 11:53 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Did you mean to say "taint"?

Well, the word kinda does come to mind, doesn't it?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 12:03 pm
Well, let's see now.

Kicky lies about us, consorts with unsavory characters, cheats at elections, but now promises us a beach party. Hmmm. Can we really trust him?

On the other hand, Scrat badmouths us then backpedals to get us to join him, while his good friend Nimh is still casting aspersions on our good name. Can we trust them, either?

<thinking, thinking>
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 12:38 pm
Eva, as you sit down thinking, the Revolution is already starting at Kicky's victory thread.
Dagmaraka -a member of your party, I must remind you- has brought hordes of Slav rebels to the Potemkin bar.
We'll soon storm Kickyscam's palace of corruption!
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smog
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 01:29 pm
Let's be honest. Kicky doesn't have a palace.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 10 May, 2005 01:46 pm
smog wrote:
Let's be honest. Kicky doesn't have a palace.


No, but I do.

Would that disqualify me from the revolution, Scrat?
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