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Easter Is Coming, What Are You Doing About It?

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jgallevo
 
Reply Tue 12 Mar, 2019 05:08 pm
I honestly want to know what you guys are doing about it. I googled how many people celebrate it and found that 80% of American adults will be celebrating and participating in this religious tradition that can't be found in the Bible.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 12 Mar, 2019 06:06 pm
@jgallevo,
Well Christmas isn’t in the Bible either, but a lot of people celebrate that.

Me? I intend to do absolutely nothing about it.

I don’t know what is meant by “celebrate”. If you mean by going to church, I’m sure 80% of Americans won’t be doing that.

If it includes going to brunch, or watching a football game or something, well I’m still not sure.

But maybe it is true. Most people who have small children will hard boil some eggs.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Tue 12 Mar, 2019 06:19 pm
@jgallevo,
I plan to celebrate Easter with plenty of sex. Easter was a fertility holiday long before the Christians took it over.

So we will celebrate like rabbits (as the saying goes).
nacredambition
 
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Reply Tue 12 Mar, 2019 07:30 pm
@jgallevo,
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Easter Is Coming, What Are You Doing About It?



Jgallevo! How agrees the devil and thee about thy soul, that thou soldest him on Good Friday last for a cup of Madeira and a cold capon’s leg.

Relent forever, or shall I hold it back, until that first Sunday whence the moon is full upon the happenstance of the equinox, that you might escape.

Exeunt.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 01:52 am
@maxdancona,
Spring is when animals are born, and when animals are born sex tends to drop off. Lambing is associated with Spring, and a sheep's pregnancy usually lasts around five months. That means the time for getting pregnant would have been October/November.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 04:47 am
@izzythepush,
humans are more like rodents and cockroaches, we will bone at any time of year.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 05:03 am
@farmerman,
It's all to do with the agrarian calendar. Carnival starts around October/November when the harvest is in. It continues until Lent when consumption is cut back until food starts being produced again in late Spring.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 05:04 am
@nacredambition,
Alright fat Jack, you're planning on eating someone out of house and home I see.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 08:38 am
@izzythepush,
https://pics.me.me/dog-peep-we-had-a-peep-art-show-at-work-1984575.png

izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 08:42 am
@chai2,
I had to look that up, it's unknown over here.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 08:45 am
@jgallevo,
jgallevo wrote:
I honestly want to know what you guys are doing about it. . . .
You honestly want to tell anyone who celebrates it why they're wrong.

Knock yourself out. No one cares.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 09:02 am
@jgallevo,
jgallevo wrote:

I honestly want to know what you guys are doing about it. I googled how many people celebrate it and found that 80% of American adults will be celebrating and participating in this religious tradition that can't be found in the Bible.

Cite your sources.

Easter is a national holiday that transcends its Christian/pagan hybrid origins.
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I honestly want to know what you guys are doing about it.

Nothing. Absolutely frakking nothing... but by copious amounts of Peeps.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 09:20 am
We eat a lot of chocolate.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/D32WT6/easter-eggs-on-shelves-of-waitrose-supermarket-D32WT6.jpg
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 09:31 am
@jgallevo,
Is the Fourth of July found in the Bible?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 09:32 am
@maxdancona,
maxdancona wrote:

Is the Fourth of July found in the Bible?


Has to be in the Old Testament. Hell fire in the sky and all that sinful jazz! Twisted Evil
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 09:58 am
@tsarstepan,
You haven't read the Old Testament, have you.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 10:01 am
@maxdancona,
To quote the Book of Genesis, "I pleadeth the fifteth of amendments" to your rude and out-of-the-blue question. You heathen, YOU!

Questioning my most pious and divine understanding of our greatest work of erotic literature!
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 10:33 am
@jgallevo,
Does it involve human sacrifice? Oh wait, the Christians have that covered.
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 10:40 am
@tsarstepan,
Actually, the Bill of Rights comes directly from Leviticus.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2019 10:40 am
@InfraBlue,
what if Jesus sees his shadow?
 

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