Easter Is Coming, What Are You Doing About It?

I'm waiting for my rabbit to lay an egg, but so far, nothing but these little brown, round things. And he eats them before I get a chance to collect them. That's recycling, I suppose a sort of resurrection. Is that what Easter is all about, resurrection? I really don't know.

Thank you for the new word in my vocabulary. About church makes you puke i understand that s about the evil there is in christian church and you are right but don t forget the good deeds the others do in the same church.
Many things are established because of it , were they gave up christianity there is chaos of social problems .mark that

If you can harvest these Bunny Truffles, you could sell them on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop as holistically sourced nondenominational Easter candy.

How about we coat them with chocolate with a surprise inside? Or Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans?

So so so much fiber! Candy that's ... healthy?

Here in Texas, we make every effort to add syllables and entire words and phrases in order to say one thing.

We don't get angry, we, "Are fixin' ta open up a can of whoopass on you"

Bonus - Fixin' to is preferable to "going to" because going to implies way too much commitment.