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Preliminary A2K Elections (#2)

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:10 pm
I have only one message: Love, beauty, compassion and sensibility. And fast cars. Let's focus on positive achievements and work hard on common future. Our party is all about that. We have love for all.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:15 pm
Not for Gus, surely?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:20 pm
We'll say it over and over again: We're all about love and
we have plenty of it. Love is the future!

Old & Grumpy and the Whiner party have nothing to offer
but lengthy empty promises no one needs in the first place.

If you bet on love, you'll never lose!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:24 pm
...and most importantly: we're here for you while the other
campaign opponents take a snooze.
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 05:34 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
I have only one message: Love, beauty, compassion and sensibility. And fast cars. Let's focus on positive achievements and work hard on common future. Our party is all about that. We have love for all.

But what do you stand for? What does either the Love and Beauty party and the Old Grumpy/Big Money party actually propose? Has anyone heard any concrete proposal from them?

The Sozobe and Farmerman platform is honest about what it represents. We dare to make choices. If we alienate certain constituencies, so be it. We love chocolate. Everybody loves chocolate. But Dagmaraka, Kickycan: will you stand for something? Will you risk making any choice?

We would love to govern by opinion poll and promise everything to everybody. But we are honest, and we tell you what we can and what we can not do for you. Do you really know about the others?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:15 pm
Nimh, you keep speaking for this Sozobe and this Farmerman. Where the heck are they? Are they a fathom of your imagination? Very murky and suspicious business you run over there.

But we still love you. We love everyone.

Work with Love and Beauty for a more prospereous tomorrow!

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwD5AhQSJipk0*UjBOF8JEtXwd3kFzgEqYKmVOGA*N6uOD9Anr785KAm9b0wwB*vvS0JCSTK0OkJb*CnDRagg*5!XhFjLLM4/BLP.JPG
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:17 pm
Hey Dag,
Are you looking for an intern ? I could make myself available.
I own a sports car.

wink wink
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:24 pm
Oh surely, we could use interns for the campaign. Come and get surrounded by love. Love. Pure love. You, too, can make a difference.
Intern for Love and Beauty (and all those other things) Party! Sign up today!
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 06:35 pm
Just as long as I don't have to wear a blue dress.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2005 08:33 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
soz & farmerman only represent the Ohio/Pennsylvania
farmers union. We're in the heart of America: Boston, San Diego and Oklahoma City. Eva and the Love and Beauty party
encompass the urban and suburbian soul. All needs are met
with Eva, not just the cows at farmerman's ranch.


That's Tulsa, not Oklahoma City, CJ. And with The Prince and the Rabbit joining our ranks, we're truly international in scope. Of course we are. Love & Beauty knows no bounds.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 07:38 am
Quote:
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nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 09:44 pm
Looks like it's none of you! Read below! Msolga has it in the bag....

http://ntssl4.netnation.com/felixthecat/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/wacky%20news%20comic%20l.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 12:29 am
yes, yes, and she's with the LOVE and BEAUTY party, of course!
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:59 am
Of course!

Gotta hand it to you, dag...you're BY FAR the best campaign manager around!

You've recruited dozens, made us campaign posters and ditties, and you never miss a beat. I'm so proud you're on our team!

{{smooch on both cheeks}}

Of course, it helps that Kicky's in the ICU on heavy medication and nimh is so busy trying to solve the world's ills that he forgets who's on his team, but still......Wink

I am working on the campaign platform today, in between naps and feasting. The platform will be officially unveiled tomorrow. It needs a little more wine, I think. Or maybe that's me. Ah, gotta love Sundays.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 12:01 pm
curtsy....

we are going on a campaign trail next saturday. it's essentially a Love and Beauty Party party. Littlek, ehbeth, lola, blatham, everybody's on board.

Kicky will be there too. Shouldn't be hard to sed... persuade him to join the right team.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 12:02 pm
I am? Really? Oh, ok, I'm on the Love and Beauty Party train. We should get Peace and Love to join us.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 12:51 pm
Holy shyt...Kickycan not only made the list...but seem to be in the lead...

...and I ain't even mentioned. (I haven't read the entire thread, but I don't see my name in the selections.)

What the f**k is this world coming to?

Don't you a**holes realize what a wonderful guy I am?

Hell...with my people skills, I'm shocked I wasn't elected pope!




Not even on the goddam ballot.



[size=7]Buncha goddam jokers.[/size]
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 01:30 pm
There you are, Frank! We wondered where you've been! We've missed your handsome face around here!

Actually, there are THREE ballots. You're on the third one, where you have two votes. Alliances are being formed, with our Love & Beauty Party currently holding the lead with 36 votes, followed by the Farmerman/Sozobe ticket with 32 votes, and the Gus/Kicky/Ellpus ticket with 17 votes. There are 13 other nominees (including yourself) that have not yet decided whether to remain independent (and lose) or jump on the winning bandwagon. [size=7]
(Note to Dag: Concentrate efforts on Dys, JoefromChicago, Timber, BVT & Slappy.)[/size]


You should really read up, Frank. A lot has happened. I'll get the links for you.

Also known as the Party party, Love & Beauty has much to offer you if you choose to join us...free drinks, chocolate, fast cars, hot women and much more...even a say in the party platform. Think about it.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 01:38 pm
Here ya go!

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1297235#1297235
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 02:07 pm
Thanks Eva.

I don't work well in committees...so I will remain Independent.

I announce my candidancy for whatever it is we are running for here.

MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:

Vote for me, Frank Apisa.

If I win, it will piss off tons of people...and most of them you don't like worth a shyt anyway!
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