Preliminary A2K Elections (#2)

No, no, no - that would be a mistaken interpretation of what I said. You have many great qualities, Dag, really - a most valuable contribution to make to the benefit of our community! And we appreciate all you have done for our cause. It's just that - as I'm sure you'll see, my friend - sometimes it's necessary to pull together for the common good and each choose the place in which we can achieve the best results for it!

And I am sorry for that unfortunate incident the other day when you were suddenly barred from entering the campaign bus, with that awfully rude man yelling at you about how you'd almost cost us the race and everything, really - I mean, truly, we are confident that when the day comes when you have to instruct your delegates whom to throw their votes to, once you're eliminated from the race yourself, you will once again show that loyalty you are most renown for! And in the meantime there's still a crucial place for you in our campaign! All kinds of work to be done, facilitating Soz and Farmerman with your productive input regarding the campaign's cafeine supply and so forth. We're still right there with you, baby!

Berlusconi would understand...

Wotinhell!!?? First I've heard of this here election thing. Whassgoingon? Gus Ratzenhofer isn't even on the ballot? He's the Pope, fakrissake! Who're the Catholics gonna vote for if you don't have Gus on the ballot? Whazzis all about? Anyway?

Gus is on the other ballot. A few parties have been incidentally e-gerrymandered. I swear it was only incidental.

nimh, i am leaving the platform altogether. I am joining another party. Not quite sure which. i have to oogle the votes to see who's getting most votes, that's my man.

That would be us, hon <smiles sweetly>

Dag, if you join Gus's team, you will be surrounded by ambitious, virile, intelligent visions of manhood who would take care of your every whim.
I will not share my perks with you though.

You really dont want me for anything, Im deeply flawed. Besides, Im gonna be away alot

(Psssst! That Farmerman - I've herd he's a swine! Pass it on!)

Hey, wabbit! Ya need a campaign manager? I swear I'll never mention braised rabbits again. In fact I think 'tis the rabbits that have more than common wisdom, moderation to govern wisely, and all that fuzzy fur that assures us of their empathy and caring for others...
Want me or not, my alliance is with you!

I'm thinking if we form a coalition (hey ellpus, i'm sure wabbit would give you way more perks than those other guys), we're unbeatable!

Awwwwwwwwwww.....

You two leave us with no other choice but ... to enlist Zippy.

Join us - Nimh - just think of the perks!

Cuddles and such in summer - and a warm fur in winter....

This doesnt involve anything to do with bondage, blindfolds or other such kinky goings on, does it?

Never! I will stand by my principles, and support those I believe in. Sozobe and Farmerman!

Besides, nobody'd believe me anymore if I changed my allegiances once again. And I'd have to change the songs again and stuff ... nah.

Atookaians!

How often have you not muttered under your breath
about the decay of the two-party system, the death
of choice - all diddle-dee and diddle-dum?

But don't be mistaken! There's nothing ho-hum
about this year's race. A real choice awaits you.

Look into their face, if you wonder what to do,
and ask yourself this: whom do I trust?
Who will be just? Who'll be robust?
Who do I trust with my children, if I must?

Ask yourself this one question. Trust your impression
and tell me: who is ready to rule, this session?
Who can you rely on, with your cheers and your tears
For the next four years?





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Vote Sozobe and Farmerman! You know it makes sense.

Do it for the sheep.

Vote dlowan, dag, and ellpus
(psst, ellpus, it does involve bondage if that's what you want...)

DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE!

Dlowan joined the Gus/Ellpus/Kicky gang? Debs, are you sure you would be happy as Gus's sidekick?