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A GENERATIONAL BAKED HAM STORY

 
 
Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 09:13 am
A GENERATIONAL BAKED HAM STORY
By Bumble Bee Boogie

Cookbooks are the history of human kind. Recipes are handed down from generation to generation. Directions get mixed up. Ingredients are forgotten; ingredients are added. Cooking times are too long or too short. But no matter, they reflect our eating habits all over the world. The following is one such story.

The family was gathered for Easter dinner. The youngest newly married daughter was preparing her first family dinner. As she was about to put the large ham in the oven to begin baking, her mother stopped her and said "You have to cut three inches off the ham before you bake it."

Puzzled, the daughter asked her mother why?

"Because that's the way my mother taught me to do it," said the mother.

Still puzzled, the daughter went to find her grandmother.

"Nana," she asked, "Mom says you have to cut 3 inches off of the ham before putting it in the oven to bake. Why?"

"Well, that's how my mother taught me to do it, and it's the way I've always done it," replied the grandmother.

Well, the daughter's husband had heard all of this and he wanted to get to the bottom of the mystery. He went into the living room where the family was gathered around great grandmother.

"Nona," he asked, "Grandma says you taught her to cut 3 inches off of the ham before putting it in the over. I'm puzzled. Why is that necessary?"

"Well, dear, when I was a new bride, just starting out, I baked my first ham for Easter dinner. The ham was 18 inches long. The largest roasting pan I had was 15 inches long, so I had to cut three inches off of the ham to make it fit the pan."

And so it goes, from generation to generation, until someone asks "Why?"
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urs53
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 01:14 pm
BBB, very nice story! And thanks so much for all the recipes. I am hungry now.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 01:17 pm
My family as a generational fruit cake. Been here three generations and counting. Not the recipe - the fruit cake.
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urs53
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 01:22 pm
The cake, roger? Oh, I can't imagine what it looks like these days. And maybe I don't even want to imagine...
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 01:25 pm
For years my mom had a large glass container in which she kept sugar. There was no cover for it, so originally she sealed it with wax paper and a rubber band, later aluminum foil. It was only when I was older that I realized that what she was using to keep the sugar was a fish bowl!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2003 10:16 pm
LOL!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 01:58 pm
Is it just me or do others find Honeybaked Hams to be undercooked? The last time I dealt with one, I was asked to help prepare dinner during a family gathering. The first thing I did was stick the ham in the oven for two hours at 325. It came out pretty good.

Everytime I come across a Honeybaked Ham I cannot help but think of high school graduation parties. Again, is it just me?
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