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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 09:42 pm
littlek wrote:
a 9 piece, wood-boxed, assortment of kickyass chocolates


how did you get kicky's ass into the mold?
he doesn't usually seem all that docile
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 10:58 pm
Heehee ..... now I have visions of life-size chocolate butt cheeks.

Damn <ducking the CO2>
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 11:15 pm
why? you didn't say 'LOVE'. Damn, did I just say 'LOVE' out loud? I didn't mean to, I swear. Oh forgive me, please, the prettiest and wittiest of wabbits? Hold on, can that be interpreted as FLIRTING? Crap, I just said 'FLIRTING'. I 'll be smacked across my forehead right out of this thread. That's ok, i still love you all.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 02:41 am
Ewwwwww.......
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 04:07 am
That's our Gus!!!
http://www.irelandseye.com/paddy3/images2/top2.JPEG

..and he's just misunderstood!!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 04:09 am
Non-innuendo my ass! So why are you always winking at me Bunnykins?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 04:57 am
It's a tic.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 07:11 am
Get it off before it swells into a giant gray mass of disgustingness!

I useta burn ticks we'd get off of our dog 'cause they were virtually indestructable otherwise -- they'd burn, burn and then POP. Very satisfying.

Torturing bugs, I think that's a sign of a budding sadist...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 07:15 am
(nothing like the image of a giant disgusting exploding tick to call a halt to all this unseemly flirting -- just watch...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 08:21 am
TIC!!!!!! Not TicK!

Blimey....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 08:24 am
that explains the cigarette
the tick, that is

we use cigarettes to burn out ticks

the bunny must have a giant tick on her lip


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 08:27 am
What's that growing off the top of yer head?

Blue fungus?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 02:53 pm
Do not burn ticks (or tics) off - wrong way to go. Also, don't suffocate them. They have to be ripped out alive or they will disgorge all of your (and anyone else's) blood they've sucked off iback into your body. That's a good way to get Lyme Tick disease or chronic wasting sickness (okok, we can't get that later one).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 02:59 pm
WE DON'T HAVE TICKS IN SOUTH AUSTRALAIA.

Oh - good morning.

It's Monday morning here.

Yippeee.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 03:10 pm
Still a beeootiful sunday afternoon here..... how's monday morning looking?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 03:15 pm
Like I have to go to work.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 04:41 pm
It's gorgeously sunny right now. Lots of yard work this afternoon - I hope I did all the lifting and bending the right way - or I won't be able to walk straight up tomorrow.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2005 11:46 pm
dlowan wrote:
Like I have to go to work.


Well, youse got work to go to. I am back on the scrap-heap!

I'm as employed as a one-legged man in bum-kicking contest!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 01:30 am
But you're still hopeful about the job, eh?

Life is odd - one is either over-employed, or under-employed, these days, it seems.

To them that hath is given more than they can cope with work-wise. To them that hath not it is taken away even that which they wish that they hath....


Or some damn thing.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 07:45 am
Some people have a way with words, while others... er... thingy.
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