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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:14 am
Look. This is a no innuendo thread.

Enough talk of eating me!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:14 am
You wish . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:22 am
http://images.animationfactory.com/animations/fire/extinguishers/woman_spraying_fire_extinguisher/woman_spraying_fire_extinguisher_lg_nwm.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:30 am
Is that woman on drugs ? ! ? ! ?

I mean, just look at the expression on her face . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:36 am
The puataive drugs are immaterial.

The CO 2 sublimate is the operant factor.

Stop it, or your balls freeze.
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:38 am
Yeah, and look at that disgusting dawg 'n wabbit at her heels.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:38 am
I can achieve that state any time i wish just by contemplating the vision of Laura Bush in the nude . . .
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Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:39 am
Setanta wrote:
Is that woman on drugs ? ! ? ! ?

I mean, just look at the expression on her face . . .

To me, it looks more like a man with somewhat feminine features having an orgasm. It appears that dlowan wants to show us what kind of behavior is unwelcome in her thread.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:44 am
Do not doubt Thomas.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:46 am
So a bear has just finished doing what bears do in the woods when he notices a rabbit nearby.

"Hey, rabbit. Do you have problem with crap sticking to your fur?"

"No!" says the rabbit.

So the bear picks up the rabbit, uses her to wipe his butt, and tosses her back in the bushes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:47 am
Ho hum.....that one again.

Try a little hareder, drew dad...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 08:49 am
I say let's discuss foxes . . . now there's a wild species worthy of emulation . . . and they and i already agree on the best use to which a coney may be put . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:39 am
dlowan wrote:
Ho hum.....that one again.

Try a little hareder, drew dad...

At least it didn't mention the L-word.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:40 am
If you're feeling too cuddly, I could send my toddler over to pull your ears....
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:59 am
Who needs lerve when you've got thermal underwear to keep you warm?

http://www.smoochya.com/snowbunny.html
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 12:01 pm
heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .


That's a hoot . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 01:07 am
No, it isn't.

Well, perhaps it is, but I am not.

Well, perhaps I am, but life is not.

Well, actually, it is 4.35 pm and I am very tired and wanting thr working day to end so I can go home and rest - and I am on duty, so whatever scheiss comes down the phone or through the door is mine to handle until the doors close and the answering machine goes on.....pleeeeeeeeeze no dramas! Pleeeeeeeze no dramas!

Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to sleep, I didn't have a little drink about an hour ago, but it's gone right to my head anyways......
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 01:09 am
Tis most definitely a hoot . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 01:12 am
I edited.

Nyah nyah
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 01:37 am
dlowan wrote:
I edited.

Nyah nyah


better than farted methinks....

Well done
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