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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:09 pm
in a mayo jar, just like shewolf's mother in law?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:13 pm
How does Shewolf's mil fit in a mayonnaise jar?

Or - could it be a Mao Zedung jar?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:14 pm
Shewolf has a mil? Cool or hot? Couldn't she just get herself a mansion and be done with it then?

With a li'l left over for us? Just, like, a thousand each or something?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:16 pm
(I've been job-hunting most of the day and finding some interesting stuff, but there's nothing like fantasizing about actually having some $$ to make you feel po'.)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:17 pm
I'm so po, i cain't pay attention . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:33 pm
Money....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Debacle
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:18 pm
"Money, the loot of aw ewoh."

... Kwan Fuchsias, cilca 500 B.C.E.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:19 pm
I love debacle.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:50 pm
Seconded.

Dammit! You tricked me, evil cur!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:52 pm
This is greater than your stricture.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:54 pm
The Wabbit's got a structure ? ! ? ! ?

Who knew?


Will this require surgery?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 07:56 pm
Just a run-o-the mill roto-rootering. 'Twill not necessitate being sugary.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:10 pm
Well, that's a relief . . . i never was any good at the phoney smile and the saccharine comments . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:11 pm
Any connection, I wonder, between the telephone and the word "phony"? Certainly the damned thing does not facilitate candid discourse.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:12 pm
I never talk about candy, on the phone or in person . . . it's a guilty pleasure . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:14 pm
I was deprived of candy for some time, and only talked about it on the phone, and at exorbitant rates.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:15 pm
Well, of course, silly puppy, just about every exhortation is a rant . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:16 pm
You are an a-rant knave to call my Candy an ex-whore like that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:31 pm
Hmm - does do not require roto-rootering - take that!

The telephone may dampen candour, but also candida.

How do you like them apples?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:34 pm
That damn pen wot penned candida was a dry one, but i like them apples juicy.
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