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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
Debacle
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 08:58 pm
A few kicks to the backside? Twas nothing to the boxing wot the appley cheeky Lady Cunégonde fetched.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:10 pm
Cheeks like apples ? ! ? ! ?

Small and hard . . . hmmmm . . . i prefer a lady to ample, soft cheeks, so's i got something fun to grab ahold of . . .









. . . oh . . . were you referring to the Lady's face?
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Debacle
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:32 pm
I thin twere her ruddy ears wot got boxed, in hind sight.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:35 pm
I ain't never got no hind sight of that there Lady . . . which is why i didn't know her cheeks was like apples . . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 09:43 pm
Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote The Golden Ass. I don't remember who wrote the Golden Hind.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 10:16 pm
I think I am speechless.

Was the Golden Hind written, or sailed in?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 10:18 pm
Love, Beauty, Sex and Flirting for Everybody!

Don't waste your time in flavorless dull threads! Come to play at the Love and Beauty Party Party!

We only live once! Love and beauty to all!!!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 10:23 pm
Bless this woman, and all who sail in her . . .
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:06 pm
Join Love & Beauty.

You know you want to.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:10 pm
Off my thread with yer damned love!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:18 pm
dlowan wrote:
Off my thread with yer damned love!


That's just wot I told kicky!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:19 pm
Hmmm - well, yes - I sort of understand.

But, Stilly - he is bright, funny - probably well presented - you could do worse, you know - and it sounds as though you have.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:26 pm
Poor bunny. Sad Must not be feeling so good. Probably regretting a bad decision. Here, have some chocolate.

http://www.virtualchocolate.com/images/1143.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:45 pm
Nah - I am off to a damned picnic, thankee.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:45 pm
Ewwww - that would be weird eating a chocolate bunny, anyway!

Like eating a huge chocolate human for you!
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2005 11:52 pm
Happens every Christmas, Deb.

http://www.rootsofcompassion.org/newshop/catalog/images/F035.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 12:06 am
Goddess! That thing is terrifying!

Stamps back feet in warning - flashes white cotton tail, also in warning, as scampers off to picnic!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 03:16 am
I likes to eat they little heads first . . .
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 03:41 am
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2005 04:00 am
Damn you Elpus! I will llambast you for that!
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