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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
Thomas
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 07:43 am
dyslexia wrote:
cigar?

dlowan wrote:
You dirty, dirty birdie!!!

Take that back - or I shall slap your face!!

That is INNUENDO!

... said the winking bunny with the cigarette in her own mouth. Now that's innuendo!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 08:36 am
My mouth is not my end - and I do not smoke.

It is a prop.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 10:32 am
Yeah, I know whatcha mean, Bunny Wabbit . . . cigarettes are a crutch for me, too . . .
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:05 pm
Jeez - I'm off the air for a cuppla days, and this thread has gone to hell in a handbasket! Innuendo, smut, cigars, SlickWilly....what happeend to the lofty standards of the beginning of the thread! It's enough to send me back to the quacks!

G'day all!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:10 pm
G'day, Sheila . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:14 pm
who's he callin' Sheila?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:17 pm
"gone to hell in a handbasket"... i know it's an expression. but WHY, WHY, WHY handbasket? what the hell (without a handbasket)?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:27 pm
It may've originally been handcart. I've a-heard that one, too.

Now, I just put "handcart" into Google, and got a whole lot of Mormon stuff. Connection?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:29 pm
Dag and Thomas look awfully out of place on this page . . . mebbe they need to get themselves some animal avatars . . . humans look so . . . ungainly . . .
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:30 pm
I'm jes sayin' that standards have slipped while I wasn't watching.....but it's good to see Setanta about!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:45 pm
Hmmm - Margo is correct.

Time for the fire extinguisher.

Mormons? Frankly I am not surprised.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:50 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
"gone to hell in a handbasket"... i know it's an expression. but WHY, WHY, WHY handbasket? what the hell (without a handbasket)?


I believe the expression comes from one Lady Helena Handbasket, a Brit woman of noble birth but the details are fuzzy.
Perhaps Ellpus has a better recollection than I .
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:56 pm
I think "going to hell in a handbasket" is just one of those intentionally non sequitur absurd expressions that someone uttered once in a moment of inspiration, it gor picked up by those who overheard it, reused, etc. etc. etc. I once knew a woman whose favorite exclamatory curse was, "Oh, Jesus Christ on a biscuit tin!" Made no sense, but it was funny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:58 pm
What's a handbasket, anyway?

Why would you put a basket around your hand?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 05:58 pm
Christ on a pogo stick, Mr. Wizard, i think he's got something there . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:00 pm
A handbasket is to the thoracic limb what a footlocker is to the pelvic limb.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:01 pm
dlowan wrote:
What's a handbasket, anyway?

Why would you put a basket around your hand?


One carries a handbasket in one's hand. It's a widdle iddy-biddy thingy. Set, the JC on a biscuit tin lady was Canajun, btw. Maybe that explains everything.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:01 pm
A box?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:03 pm
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2005 06:06 pm
No. That would be inhumane. He's in a jar.
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