Why did you post that twice?
You didn't realize I was joining you?
I'm the only one sober here, do you know that?
Don't you want to join us?
Have you ever heard of an Irish coffee?
Drink them all the time (Baileys). You must think I'm an alcoholic.
Not at all Dutchy, any excuse will do for a pint.
Aren't you aware, there are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, If you can't have a drink whilst your living, how the hell can you drink when you're dead?
Are you suggesting I drink myself to death?
Can you think of a better way of going?
Drowning in a large vat of beer, what do you think of that?
Expect to find Spendi in the dregs, with a few empties filling them up, would you concur with that? :wink:
Who wants what The Father Son and Holy spirit have?
Are you a religous maniac?
No.
Can you imagine anything less than a perfect thought would eat at your bones?
What sort of a daft question is that?
There may still be time for you sinners

, do you want me to hear your confessions, and leave no sordid detail out?
Have you all of a sudden become a priest?
Do you want to confess your sins?