It's totally impossible, can't you even think for yourself, without contradicting everything I say?
Isn't it more fun that way? or are you really supressed under the effects of the drink?
Last whisky I had was Sunday evening, do you think it's still having an effect on me?
Now you're contradicting yourself, are you aware of that?
Has nobody bought you a drink since Sunday? Will you have to buy your own, or will you manage to last out until someone coughs up?
Is total awareness all that good?
Hang about Princess, Malek wants to buy me a bottle of Bushmills and a quart of ale, doesn't he?
Pay attention, for once in your life will you?
Yes i will! What should i be seeing now?
A large elephant carrying the box that went missing in the mail.
Can you see it>?
oh yeah! didn't you know? can't you read minds? whatever happened to the crystal ball?
It's in for a 12,000 mile service. Didn't you realise that?
Yes in Hoghouses of Magi-Land MW4 2TP
Past your bedtime.....Hop it...
Who get's to sleep around here?
