No, I'm not that cynical and dismissive of people - we can determine some things in our lives, can't we?
You can, until you read the small print and then you may well have to re-route it, has that never occured to you?
I'm lost mate, can you show me the right direction?
Do i look like i'm good with directions?
I think you are, you have no intention of leading me astray have you?
How can you be so sure of that?
Do you know where you are?
Haven't you asked that before?
Are you also lostnsearching?
I ask about the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees and the moon up above and a second hand glove! But let me tell you 'bout the four and twenty virgins having a party at Inverness, it was wicked!
The village idiot he was there,
Acting like a fool,
He pulled his foreskin
Over his head
And yodelled
Down his tool.
The village vicar he was their
In a long black shroud
Swinging from the chandeliers
And wanking on the crowd.
Do you like that?
I mean, shall I do some more?
are you talking about my username?
okay...didn't see that Mathos...
You drunk?
I'm never drunk, don't you know that?
So you've never spent the night in the village keep?
Now did I say I never drank or got drunk?
Are you trying to disguise the fact?
How could I possible disguise anything on here?
wouldn't that be the most effortless thing to do?
Like the man said, you can't fool yourself, can you?
