You certainly are, what are you afraid of, the men or the crocodiles?
Neither, don't you know it's the long days in the hot sun that worry me?
We wouldn't over expose you, you know that, don't you?
You don't consider wearing only a G string over exposed?
Modesty forbid me to answer that frankly. Shall I talk to Mathos and ask him to give you a less demanding role?
Do you think he could spare a couple of pasties too?
They were in the deal all along, didn't you know that?
I did, but were they part of the wardrobe or the cuisine?
Part of the wardrobe, I don't want you to feel totally undressed, some decorum is desirable don't you agree?
The idea behind the movie is to make plenty of 'bucks' we can't be isolating Stormy and Try to positions of relative safety and innocence.
The placards are almost ready, imagine the headlines;-
"Stormy Super Porn Queen ravaged by Hulk and his Green Piece"
Don't you guys understand that morality, food and safety are not an issue, this is hard core porn coming up and at $25 to $100 a seat, we gotta entertain the punters?
Get your 12 bore loaded Dutchy, we got a lot of 'shooting' to do.
You can't get the staff nowadays, can you?
What are the details of the work contract for us "staff"?
Like I said before Stormy, didn't you read the small print before you signed?
Section 18 Paragraph B. Terms of employment.
1. Mathos Mayer Film Industry does not employ directly.
2. All labour will be provided by the Mathos Employment Agency.
3. Prospective employees should take the advice of a lawyer prior to
signing this document.
Is there anything else you didn't take the trouble to read prior to signing or can we now get on with the 'shooting?'
We had this problem with The Monroe Chick.
Ok Ok, stop pestering. When do we begin?
We have our star Mathos are you ready for action?
Now that Mathos has everyone in agreement, why do you suppose he is nowhere to be found?
I was simply checking the filming schedules, and looking for Try, the next scene demands Try catches Stormy on top of the Empire State Building, she's only wearing a 'G String, Try is in his boxer shorts to enable him to flex his muscles and Dutchy is in a helicopter with a commando suit on and all the added weaponry as he is preparing to descend on the end of a rope and rescue Stormy, how does that sound?
Sounds like you need a cat in there somewhere, don't you agree?
Absolutely. Mathos it would appear we have an other volunteer, do you think we have a role for Kehoe?
A cat, what a brilliant turn up for the books, Try the arch villain of the movie is going to need a cat, a little like in the Flemming movies!
We can take it a bit further though, we need to get Kehoe fixed up with transmission devices and concealed cameras!
Kehoe, can you report to Doctor Frankensteins clinic tomorrow morning whilst he gives you a few implants, don't worry about the costs, we can take it out of your salary when the film is producing dollars for us?
After that is done you need to report to the Boffin Centre at Elmswood so we can replace your tail with a rapid fire concealed miniature machine gun, do you think you can snuggle up to Try after that and get him to take you into his lair?
I think she would have to find Try first. He seems to missing lately. Has he backed out of his contract?
