Don't worry about your name Dutchy, (you can always change it) we can make a lot of money here! Try can be the green piece hulk, Stormy can be the actress looking for a job in our bluer movie making industry, and I can be the leading man, whilst you can carry out all the dangerous stunts;- don't you think I have it planned quite well?
Ah Mathos that doesn't sound to bad if they're all want to be involved. You know the role of a cunning stuntman always appealed to me. What are you going to call your movie?
Stormy's Naughty Dreams, she's going to be shown going into a sleep on a hot beach, wearing a g-string, the 'dream cloud' settles on her and 'Hey Presto' Mathos is walking down the beach looking fantastic (as usual) and Storm , catches his eye, well you can imagine, the skinny dipping to get rid of the sand deposits later is an eye opener alone, and then from the ocean depths, Try ( The Hulk with the green piece, emerges, Stormy screams and Hulk chases her, Mathos follows and all three are eventually on top of a high cliff, (this is where you come in) Mathos throws the Hulk off the cliff but Try insists on a stunt man doing it and you are wearing a Try Hulk suit when you are catapulted onto the next giant wave that comes in! Phew....What do you think of it so far?
Perfect script, I'll start training for my routine right away, there is a 600 feet cliff not far from my place and that should suit my aspirations admirably. Can you reveal the rest of the plot at this stage?
Did anyone ask me if I have the appropriate costume for this movie?
Mathos is the director, hasn't he asked you yet?
Stormy, you only require a good selection of 'G' Strings, do you have those handy?
Don't you think a period drama would be more profitable, Ned Kelly, highway men, or the Boston tea party?
Does that mean I can forget about the "G" strings?
Do you really want to go stand on a cliff in this weather in such apparel?
Are you trying to sabotage my part try?
A good leading lady will do anything to get the cameras and media following her, didn't you know that?
Try is just trying to be a gentleman don't you think?
There's no room for gentelemn in a porn movie Stormy
What say we get Dutchy to plug him in the next scene?
I never said I would be part of a violent movie now did I?
Don't you read the small print on anything before you sign, you have to lead him into the trap and shout 'Help' and then start screaming, Dutchy bursts in through the window (Big stunt role this on the 75th floor and Dutchy swinging over the street on a rope) he's wearing all the Special Forces gear and carrying a double barrel repeater 12 bore shotgun with nine shot cartridges, when he starts shooting, you gotta hit the deck, and fast!
Are you going to get this scene right Stormy, the costs are going up all the time and we can't afford a retake, can we?
I have just seen that exact scene at the premier of the latest James Bond film, could we not do something more original in a steam room perhaps ?
What stunt could I possibly perform in a steam room?
Would Crocodile Dundee have asked such a question, have you a snappy answer?
Am I still in this film, or is it going to be a bunch of men wrestling crocodiles?
