Is that Scotch or Bourbon?
If the answer is yes, can you make that a double scotch for me please?
Who is serving up the drinks?
If I say I can, will you tell me one?
Yes, Lezzles is celebrating, did you know that?
No, I didn't. Is it her birthday?
No it is not, but why don't you ask her yourself?
Did you get your double scotch yet, Dutchy?
No I haven't, do you think she may have lost her way?
The waitress who was going to serve me a double scotch, have you seen her?
Yes, she delivered the drink and I drank it. Was that supposed to be yours?
Yes, are you going to buy me another one?
Of course not, I would like you to be sober when I have a conversation. What about you?
Fair dinkum, mate, it's your shout, are you down at the rubbity-dub?
