Do you know anywhere not too big, not too small, with plenty of conkers hanging about?
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Yes, its a private copse though on Avenham park, secluded, quiet, room to pitch a tent and there is an all night cafe about five hundred yards away, would you like to meet me there?
How will I know who you are, will you be wearing something distinctive?
Would it be of assistance if I placed a red ribbon in my hair with a lettered bandana around my forehead reading 'kiss me quick?'
How could you possibly miss Mathos, do you need glasses or a guide dog?
Do you think we should buy Try a white stick for Christmas?
That or a seeing eye dog - which would be preferable?
Is the dog for carrying the stick?
Are you sticking up for the dog?
Do you have a problem with pet lawyers?
Yes, don't you know they are all hound dogs?
Have you been dogged by one before?
All my life, but always won my cases, did you know that?
Would you believe that the jury is still out on that and that this is my 19000 post?
You okay, Intrepid? You seem a little guarded.
Is he facing a serious trial?
(Congrats. Intrepid, keep plugging away)
Should I hold to my convictions?
Are you pleading innocence?
Was it done with malice aforethought?
