I'm purring, can you hear me?
Wait, wasn't I the one getting scratched?
I must have fallen asleep on the job, did you have something to do with that?
Are you implying I slipped something into your drink?
You wouldn't do that. Perhaps it's was out of sheer exhaustion after the swim we had, what do you think?
I don't remember the swim, perhaps you slipped something into my drink?
Do you remember what you were drinking?
Wasn't it a frozen margarita with a little blue umbrella in it?
Probably a double one which you couldn't handle, or is that the wrong assumption?
Now, you know it takes more than just a double to make me forgetful don't you?
Didn't you have a triple?
Two great minds think alike, shall we drink to that?
I agree, but what shall we drink?
How does a bottle of Brown Borothers Moscato sound?
Would that go with Brown Brothers Crouchen Riesling?
If your thinking of mixing them and making some molotov cocktails they could quite easily be compatible, however the penalty for throwing such objects about the streets are quite severe, are you prepared to do the time?
How much time are we talking about?
Depends on how the prosecution view it, and what your actually charged with. If you could plead insanity you might get twelve months in Ashworth with Ian Brady. Attempting to light the kids bonfire, you could get away with three months. Throwing it at Spendi, could be classed as pest control and you'd walk.
If Judge Cruikshank gets in front of you though. 15 to 20 years in a top security nick, probably on the Isle of White. Makes San Quentin look like Sunday school.
Can you run fast?
I'm on crutches, what do you suggest?
That could be problematical in fleeing the scene Dutchy, but if you ditch the crutches and hop on the back of my motorcycle, you could throw hard and fast as I take us round the bend, that way your never going to get caught.
Do you think you can reach the target from the roadside, or would you want me to drive on the pavement?
