Do you think there are any questions that I should be asking you?
Have you run outta ideas?
Not on this website it's not. Or is it?
Doesn't everybody run out of ideas eventually?
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aren't ideas like Pringles? Once you pop you just cant stop?
Well the Pringle tube is not bottomless is it?
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What makes you think it's not?
Would you believe that a Pringles tube once caused a huge car accident I was in?
Were you doing the driving or the eating?
Do you not think, it was the driving whilst eating that caused the problem, those melons can be a tad messy?
Do Pringles have melon-flavoured crisps too?
Why do you persist in the brand promotion for Procter & Gamble, are you on a commission?
Do they really make Pringles?
Please don't sound so surprised, it's de-classified information, don't they print it on the side of the packet?
Do I look the sort of person who reads Pringles packets?
Oh come on, don't you check for all those ?'E' numbers and nut allergy information, to say nothing of have you won a shiny new prise?
What on earth are "E numbers and nut allergy information"?
Do you have the necessary security clearance to receive such information?
Do you need security clearance to read what is on the packaging?
