Are you being facetious?
Hey, Mame!
How would I know, you don't expect me to read what I write do you?
(Hi Dev, long time no see, hope all is well with you)
Of course not, who does?
Hey, ta. All is well. And you?
Well, how about a news editor, does that count?
(Fine thanks)
Were you by any chance considering Conrad Black for the post?
OMG The news is being edited..is big brother watching?
Whose brother might big brother be, has it not occurred to you that he could be an imposter of ill repute selling ancient manuscripts at Times Square on New Years Eve?
Do you suppose thats why my mother told me to never go to Times Square on New Year's Eve?
No, not at all, she was concerned that gropers might be attracted to your 'pert butt'
Were you unaware of her jealousy?
Is that what happens there that causes such yelling and screaming all night?
Are Times Square gropers the backbone of American society?
Gropers and gripers, is there anything else?
Jeepers creepers, aren't there peepers?
Gropers, gripers and peepers, what is society coming to?
Have you forgotten sleepers, newspapers and slippers?
Are those the more positive things in life?
How do you define ?'positive', does it denote an action?
Look, I don't adlib, I'm just reading from the script. You do know that don't you?
