I thought the pills had cleared up the problem, or do you mean there is a hole in my bucket dear Lisa, dear Lisa?
I'm sorry, I guess I forgot to send the nurse round with your meds again didn't I?
Please don't blame yourself, I cured the problem myself with a glass of swamp water. However, I have turned a light shade of green. Do you know a cure for pond weed?
I have heard that smoking weed cures nausea, haven't you?
Unfortunately, your expert medical advice comes too late, do you have a cure for nausea?
You could hold your breath till you pass out, that will make you forget how you feel won't it?
You are a genius of invention; I will give it a try. Will you resuscitate me if I turn blue?
Of course I will. Does it matter to you if I had garlic and onions for lunch?
Why are we in this hand basket and WHERE did you say we were going?
Good Lord - long time no see, DJ... hello!! Now what in the hell are you talking about? Hand basket?
I never mentioned hand basket, why are you putting words in my mouth?
The phrase from our devilish Devries I believe should be: Going to hell in a hand cart. Does anyone know it's origin?
No I don't, are you quizzing us or do you really need to know the answer to that?
Of cause, I know the answer. Why would I ask a question unless I knew the answer, otherwise how would I know if your reply was correct?
Are you preparing to be a teacher, or just a tester?
Actually I am preparing for work, have you ever considered busking on the NY subway?
How much can you make on an 8hr shift?
About the same amount as a Grecian, can urn. Are you familiar with the currency?
Are you profiting from a foolish notion at the expense of others, and even if this is all a joke gone completely outrageous, you will meet your true maker with much concern after having read of your wanting to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. Many people around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence. Don't you agree?
