Do you mean the long ones or the short ones?
You mean they come in lengths?
You didn't know the longer ones are for fireplaces?
Who has a fireplace any more?
Didn't you know I have 5 of them?
Is that the only kind of heat you have in your home?
Why would I waste money on fuel when the trees are so handy? that is what you axed isn't it?
(for the record, I use oil for the hot water heater, at night, and super cold days...the thermostat is set at 50 degrees fahrenheit)
Do you lumber around after all the exertion of chopping?
or do you think perhaps that after 'axerting' himself, he goes home and 'barks' at his wife/kids/pet?
Welcome, mccorrister
Wood Sturgis do that sort of thing to the branches of his family?
Does he use torches for light in his house?
Did you say he lives in a lighthouse?
Are you saying my bulb has dimmed out?
Did someone say your are dim or dimmer?
Are you concerned about my rheostat?
What the heck is a rheostat?
Are you asking so you can keep current?
Doesn't everybody have a rheostat on at least one light?
Is it possible that some folks aren't yet so wired?
