Is it ever too early to go to church?
Wouldn't 3 a.m. be a bit too early?
But who says it's 3 a.m there?
Isn't it 3 a.m. somewhere?
Doesn't the song go "It's five o'clock somewhere?"
Would you always be late if time didn't exist?
Isn't it time all you over-indulged, over-fed, drunken bullies stopped picking on poor Momma A? Hic?
Are they picking on me lezzles?
I just got here - how on earth would I know?
Did you have a good Christmas today?
As it is 4pm Boxing day here, do you mean did I have a good Christmas yesterday?
What is Boxing Day lezzles?
The day you throw out the Christmas boxes?
Here Boxing Day translates into "more people at Westcity than on Christmas Eve." Does that happen wherever you are?
Didn't you know it comes from the tradition of giving the poorer classes Christmas boxes (= charity donations)?
You mean it isn't about a boxing match?
What the hell do I know about boxing matches?
Don't you know how to box matches?
