Oooopppsssss!!!! Do we get a ticket for speeding?
Who? What? Where? I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything! Weren't you driving?!
Were the brakes working??
Didn't you hear the sirens?
Could it be false alarm? and maybe an ambulance? :wink:
Didn't you see the the word POLICE in the rearview mirror?
Oooppsss!!! Didn´t I just realize the speedometer must be broken?
Did you refuse the breathalyzer?
No, uh, I always take a mint when I'm offered! Don't you?
Would that help you to pass the test?
It would give you sweet breath, if nothing else, right?
And, when you are sitting chained up to some bench in the back of a filthy precinct while the cops try to process two big biker dudes high on speed, there is nothing more important than being sure your breath is fresh, right?
Well, you should also be sure you are wearing clean underwear too, shouldn't you?
Oh, shoot!! Is this the day we wear underwear??
Oh, Joe! Didn't you get the memo?
I'm supposed to wear a memo?
Aren't you just hopeless as well as underwear-less!?
Don't you have the days of the week embroidered on your undies?
Does that matter if he isn't wearing them?
