Do you think I would kid about something like that?
Do you think I'd kid a kidder?
Does my opinion really matter to you?
Does your kid have a dog?
Shouldn't every kid have a dog?
Who cares who takes the dog for a splatter?
Can't the dog walk himselfherself?
Can the dog clean up its poo?
What reason would it have?
Don't you know that dogs are subject to by-laws if they walk thelmselves and poo on public property?
What's a "by-law" in your neck of the woods?
Would you believe that it is the same as bylaw everyplace else?
Did you know "by-laws" where I'm from are rules that govern an organization, such as the Rotary Club?
Did you know where I come from bylaws are rules that govern how things are conducted within the municipality?
Did you know where I come from those things are called "ordinances"?
Did you know that 'by' is an old name for town, so Intrepid's town is etymologically sound?
Did you know that you would be correct if I lived in Ottawa?
