So you don't want to discuss the medicinal effects of yogurt on cats?
How do you get the cats to eat the yogurt?
How does it benefit the cats?
How do you pronounce 'yoghurt'?
Wouldn't you need a trough?
Is this an interesting topic, or what?
Do you think we need a topic change about now?
wouldn't you all love to hear long stories about how adorable my cats are?
Could you make that short stories?
Can you recognize cat owners by the hair on their clothing?
Did you know that I can tell the breed of cat from the hair on clothing?
Do you know that I can't stand cats?
Does that mean there is no hair on your clothing?
Did you know that my dog has a pet cat?
