Sure, do you have a banjo handy?
yep..if I throw it to you ..will you catch it?
Yes, and can you hear me yodel?
should i see an ear specialist?
Have you problems hearing?
Same problem as lostnsearching?
Do I look like an audiologist?
Can you come a little closer, I don't see so good?
First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).
Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold).
Add 5 (for Sunday).
Multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....If you haven't, add 1753.
Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are:
MY AGE!
Are you looking to adopt?
Are you crazy? (by the way - I totally stink at math)
I don't think so, what made you say that?
Only the doctors think I am, the inmates are not sure. Does that answer your question?
So - you are saying I'm crazy? :wink:
Try - absolutely
I am gettng confused!
Who do you think you are?
I don't know, but I'll butt out to save the lady confusion, ok?