God decided to knock off early for the day and head home for a relaxing smote and some creative 'me' time.
He opened the bedroom door to find Mrs God is in bed with some John.
"Ar knew it, coitus", he cried, as he swept up the one dollar bills from the dresser and bolted.
Warning: This joke contains traces of latin pronunciation.
He (God) nods at things being begun -- or "he approves our undertakings," motto on the reverse of the Great Seal of the United States and on the back of the United States one-dollar bill