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Fractured foreign phrases game.

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2018 02:32 pm
tortellini

Small Italian civil offenses against property and persons.
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2018 08:08 pm
Fahrenheit.

A Greek mathematician named Fahrenheit discovered while he was in the bath many wondrous things such as the helicopter and the screw. Perhaps his most famous discovery was that the square on the hypotenuse was equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides which they named in his honour, far and height. Then he ran thru the town naked shouting 'Eureka' until chancing upon a lady riding naked on horseback, and the rest is her story.

Rightly or wrongly, references to that triangle persist to this day.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 01:07 pm
pas de deux

Duke's daddies ( 2 daddies)
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 03:22 pm
Apres ski.

Russian priest.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 05:36 pm
basso profundo

very large game fish
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 06:27 pm
baguette

a small sack
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 08:36 pm
annuit cœptis

God decided to knock off early for the day and head home for a relaxing smote and some creative 'me' time.

He opened the bedroom door to find Mrs God is in bed with some John.

"Ar knew it, coitus", he cried, as he swept up the one dollar bills from the dresser and bolted.

Warning: This joke contains traces of latin pronunciation.

Quote:
He (God) nods at things being begun -- or "he approves our undertakings," motto on the reverse of the Great Seal of the United States and on the back of the United States one-dollar bill
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 09:48 pm
armoire

arm wrestling
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2018 10:14 pm
Ecce Homo

A gay man with a certificate of competency in English.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 12:10 am
Cafe au Lait

after hours club
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 12:19 am
Dummkopff

mute policeman
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George
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 08:48 am
bon chance

perhaps the Viagra will work
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 09:10 am
@George,
café Americano = Starbucks.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 09:36 am
@tsarstepan,
Le rosbif
Unit of rose oil in perfumes.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 10:22 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Haagen Daz = Myocardial infarction
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 11:23 am
@tsarstepan,
attaché

glueing
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 12:10 pm
cul-de-sac

a bag full of rejects
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2018 12:32 pm
Avatar.

(To) shag a sailor.
 

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