Ofiicial Uncool Club Thread

Drew, thanks for pointing out that not only am I a C6 but I have sunken to level C8.

I didn't want to tell anyone about C8, (for fear of public humiliation) but you forced it out of me.

I revised the list, take a looksie.

OK, now you're taking it way too seriously... not cool.

Btw, there is nothing wrong with being a C6-a (an ass) Want to know why?

What's the first thing a woman does in the morning?

She kisses her ass good by-

... then she sends him off to work!

Uh, umm, if anyone has time, if you're not too busy, could you tell me what Locker Room is? I can wait, if it is too much trouble....I'll just be over there where the punch is, opps, spilled on my dress, oh no, it will stain. Any cold water? Yes, a spinach sandwich would be lovely if I can pick my teeth if I turn my back? Not really picking, you know, just.....funny, number 3 has always been my favorite...oh, sorry, I didn't mean to step on your glasses, sorry...

Diane, I really have no idea but I'm guessing that Locker Room is a male anti-perspirant. If it isn't, it should be.

Dahlin, here are some of the special napkins that Ehbeth brought, or was it Shewolf? I can't seem to remember. I'll stand in front of you so noone can see while you blot.

Oh golly, thanks. I was wondering if I should leave and if there was a way I could leave without anyone seeing me leave so that I wouldn't continue to be embarrassed by leaving because noone had responded to my question, questions, that is...I think I'll also blot the ink stains on my fingers because my pocket protector was cracked when I took it off to look cool enough to be in the uncool club, not that I really care or anything, just wanted to look a little, you know, cooler than I really am...

Club soda will work, I think. And no, no you shouldn't leave. I'm sure some of the cooler folks will come along and explain why Mr T wants to put men's anti-perspirant in a woman's hair.

Anyone up for a club play? I was thinking we could pull off "Bantam of the Opera." It's a pathetic and offensive parody of "Phantom of the Opera." I think we could pull it off with only five cast members. I'll direct, act, and sing. Really only two other actors need to have any singing or acting ability.

For future notice, I'm halfway through a script for "Les Mis on Ice." I'm basically just butchering the original, since a lot of traditional scenes and roles may be too difficult to perform with skates. Notably the role of Val Jean will be entirely absent.

Diane, I had to read all of this----^
at least 3 times (sound familiar!) that might seem uncool on my part, but you wrote it. You did such a remarkable job, you invented a new category, I'm talking C-9. Boy do you get to stay!

See ISD chart for details void where prohibited.

I feel a new category comming on everytime I read something.
If anyone else finds that their uncoolness fluctuates, and they have no problem reaching a new high in lows (like me) feel free to use my ISD chart. If any persons here are a C-7, don't walk, RUN to a doctor.
(ISD = idiot scale detector)

1. Nerdism
2. Pitiful
3. Uncool
4. Goof
5. Dork
6. Your an ass man
7. Your a math man
8. Not to bright
9. HUH?

This is so much fun

i assumed "bantam of the opera" was an adaption for chickens

now that would be cool

not as cool as les mis on ice.................for chickens

Actually, I was thinking of having a chicken get loose in the heating vents of the opera house. So there will be parts for a few chickens (the audience will think it's just one).

yu girls are being entirely to coy about the Locker Room. Why on earth are you trying to play it cool?

huh? methinks you assume too much but, in this case, I'm guessing ignorance is bliss. Diane seems to want to know so I'll hide my eyes while you explain it to her.

What's this I see? Someone is claiming ignorance as a blessing, hmm, that's a tad more than uncool.
People meet uncools cousin ~convoluted it's a C-10.

If any persons here are a C-7, don't walk, RUN to a doctor.
(ISD = idiot scale detector)

1. Nerdism
2. Pitiful
3. Uncool
4. Goof
5. Dork
6. Your an ass man
7. Your a math man
8. Not to bright
9. HUH?
10. Convoluted

<walks in, stands on the dining room table, squats, squeezes out a steaming loaf, walks out>

<gets the Lysol out>
pheou, someone smoked in here, that's so disgusting.

Girls, please stay away from boys like kicky. My Mama
always said: Boys like kicky have a one track mind.
They smoke and drink and fart.

Let's have a prayer, so God will help us resiting the evil temptation.

or - we can just shove a giant cork covered with super glue up Kicky's fundament.

that would be awfully cool dlowan

We're the uncool, nerdy crowd here.

Kicky has a fundament? Who knew?

You guys are cracking me up tonight! That is too cool! Cut it out!

<wanders out, mumbling about chickens and laughing under her breath>

Oh? I am so uncool I had no idea that fundament corking WAS cool. damn.