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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 30 Mar, 2005 06:40 pm
djjd got to order from the new Sears catalogue! I am soooooooo bummed. I wanted to be the first in the gang to order from there.

Poo.
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Lady J
 
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Reply Wed 30 Mar, 2005 11:46 pm
Believe the uncoolness of this one....in my email tonight I got a mail from none other than Helene Curtis herself and the topic was "Spring Trends for Freshly, Happy Hair!"

Now if I had missed that, I would have been devastated all spring! Smile
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 11:00 am
Oh lawdy, I didn't get that.
Do you think Helene doesn't like me any more? After I helped with her Algebra homework, and EVERYTHING !
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 11:15 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
This site may be uncool enough, but it is too girly. That's a whole different issue. I'm out, unless uncool girls are horny.

You're definitely out... the truly uncool do not discuss sex. Whoops, now I'm out, too....
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Lady J
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 12:31 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Oh lawdy, I didn't get that.
Do you think Helene doesn't like me any more? After I helped with her Algebra homework, and EVERYTHING !


Helene's kind of catty. I think she likes you just fine. I think her email to me was her way of saying I need help with this hair of mine in her oh so not so sublte way. That little tramp gets all the boys!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:43 pm
Do you want big hair?

Do you want to be the envy of all your friends?

Do you want to scare everyone that comes near you?

http://www.hairrific.com/graphics/beehive_vic-wed2.jpg

Then you may need some.............~Dippity Do~

I think I might have reached Nerdism, if only for a second.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:49 pm
I think we need to give credit where it is due. I follow all of the known funny people on A2K and they do come up with some creative ideas (we all know who they are) but this thread has me roaring, and it is mainly comprised of female posts, well how about that!

Keep up the good work uncoolies your killing me!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:52 pm
I ordered a new suit from the Eaton's catalogue and it just came in the mail. I am so happy that I can wear it to the meeting!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/sacksuitbrn.jpg
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:52 pm
DrewDad wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
This site may be uncool enough, but it is too girly. That's a whole different issue. I'm out, unless uncool girls are horny.

You're definitely out... the truly uncool do not discuss sex. Whoops, now I'm out, too....


Actually they discuss it a lot because they're not doing it. :wink:
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:55 pm
paulaj wrote:
Do you want big hair?

Do you want to be the envy of all your friends?

Do you want to scare everyone that comes near you?

http://www.hairrific.com/graphics/beehive_vic-wed2.jpg

Then you may need some.............~Dippity Do~

I think I might have reached Nerdism, if only for a second.


I could have used her back in the day. I could stash a lid of dope, a quarter of coke and two bottles of Locker Room in her hair and still have room to slip in a Jack Daniels mirror. Very Happy
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 01:59 pm
I'm so uncool I didn't know coke came in quarters and I've never heard of Locker Room. You're way to cool for me BVT.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 02:06 pm
No kidding. What's Locker Room? Some sort of drink? All I drink is Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Mixed with 7UP. Want some?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 02:09 pm
I've already got some Ripple and I soaked a couple of my Dad's Marlboros in paragoric and then dried them in the toaster oven.
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 02:46 pm
Eva wrote:
No kidding. What's Locker Room? Some sort of drink? All I drink is Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Mixed with 7UP. Want some?


Laughing Laughing "Strawberry Hill" OMG!!!! Honest to Joe, that was the first stuff I ever drank. I was about 16 at and time and, er... never mind.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 03:17 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
I've already got some Ripple and I soaked a couple of my Dad's Marlboros in paragoric and then dried them in the toaster oven.

So, did you accidently get your whole family high from the fumes!? Laughing I hope you cooked enough for everyone!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 03:22 pm
J_B wrote:
Eva wrote:
No kidding. What's Locker Room? Some sort of drink? All I drink is Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Mixed with 7UP. Want some?


Laughing Laughing "Strawberry Hill" OMG!!!! Honest to Joe, that was the first stuff I ever drank. I was about 16 at and time and, er... never mind.


Me too, J_B! That and Wild Mountain Grape. I remember it tasted like Welch's gone bad.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 03:55 pm
I just had a startling revelation, there are more variations of being uncool than most people realize, and I just discovered a new one, it's a category 6- Your An Ass Man.
How this came to fruition was... I was looking at the jello mold on page 6 and I decided...I like it, what a keeper, isn't it a beauty, just lovely. So at the moment I'm a C-6.
If anyone else finds that their uncoolness fluctuates, and they have no problem reaching a new high in lows (like me) feel free to use my ISD chart. If any persons here are a C-7, don't walk, RUN to a doctor. Laughing
(ISD = idiot scale detector)

1. Nerdism
2. Pitiful
3. Uncool
4. Goof
5. Dork
6. Your an ass man
7. Your a math man
8. Not to bright
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 04:43 pm
So...

If you qualify as a C6, are you:

a) an ass
b) a man who likes asses
c) a proctologist?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 04:56 pm
DrewDad wrote:
So...

If you qualify as a C6, are you:

a) an ass
b) a man who likes asses
c) a proctologist?


You tell me? Alright, I'll help, which one of these has happened to you?

a) an ass = you constantly embarass yourself.
b) a man who likes asses = people yell "your an ass, man!" (R.Dangerfierld)
c) a proctologist = If you come home after a 'hard' days work, and the first thing out of your mouth is " If I see ONE MORE!"

Let me know if you need more guidance, I'm here to help.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2005 05:01 pm
Then may I suggest that you stick a comma up next to your ass?

As in, "you're an ass, man!"
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