Hope ta God ya bought chocolate, Maggie!
A man caught in a flood prayed to God for help. While he was on his knees praying, a police officer came to the door and offered to evacuate him, but he said, "No thanks, Officer, I'll stay here, God will deliver me" and resumed his prayers. Then a person in a rowboat came by as the waters were rising, and the man said, "No thanks, I'll stay here, God will deliver me" and continued praying to God for help. The waters continued to rise and the man had to climb onto his roof. At last a helicopter came with a ladder and the pilot told him to climb aboard. He again refused, all the while sitting on the roof and praying to God. Finally the waters covered him and he drowned. After he got to heaven he told God how disappointed he was that God didn't answer his prayers. God said, "What do you mean I didn't answer? I sent a police officer, a rowboat and a helicopter; what else did you want?"